Katy Perry's Body Enlargement Procedure Performed by Almighty God
Today in celebrity gossip: Katy Perry finally breaks her silence about her upper chest area, positive progress for several hard-living celebrities, and Eddie Murphy does NOT appreciate comedians pretending to be his son.
Today in celebrity gossip: Katy Perry finally breaks her silence about her upper chest area, positive progress for several hard-living celebrities, and Eddie Murphy does NOT appreciate comedians pretending to be his son.
Not that it is of even the slightest interest to anybody at all, but singer Katy Perry has a voluptuous figure, particularly uptown if you catch my drift. (My drift is currently referring to Katy Perry's bust size.) But again, that's simply not the type of thing anybody notices or thinks much about, particularly when it comes to a platinum-selling ARTIST. I mean, why would that fact even matter? The lady's got pipes, presence, and talent to spare. But hypothetically, yes, Katy Perry does have a generously sized bosom and these wares occasionally show up prominently in Perry's exhaustive branding. Like the time she sprayed whipped cream from them for a few years, or the time she made an uplifting music video in which fireworks seemed to be spilling out of her brassiere. So yes, in those circumstances, sure. Take a look. Over the years maybe some creeps have taken note of Katy Perry's upper chest area or her fastidiously maintained decolletage and wondered just which talented Beverly Hills surgeon bestowed upon Perry these gifts that keep on giving. The answer, it turns out, is THE LORD. Or, as Perry recently explained to GQ:
I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, "God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can't see my feet when I'm lying down?" God answered my prayers.
She does work in mysterious ways. But Katy Perry boasts of this divine procedure as a point of pride as she considers herself an outspoken advocate of natural beauty: "I've never had any plastic surgery... Not a nose, not a chin, not a cheek, not a tit. So my messages of self-empowerment are truly coming from an au natural product." And for your information, an "au natural product" must be maintained by tens of thousands of dollars worth of rare and exclusive cosmetics and the assistance of myriad paid professionals. In other words a natural beauty regimen available to ALL naturally beautiful women. Now get prayin', ladies.
