CIRCULAN ESCANDALOSAS FOTOS DE CRISTIANO RONALDO
The Spanish media is ABUZZ after a paparazzo snapped photos of the gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo, aboard a yacht, apparently looking mighty friendly with a super buff buddy.
And this is not just one of those sporty, on-the-soccer-field-only type crotch grabs that are all in fun and not at all homoerotic in the eyes of the dudes doing it.
No, this is very s**y looking I’m-going-to-touch-your-c**k-through-your-sweat shorts-and-give-you-a-chub sort of fondle action, as you can see in the photo, and it’s followed by a hug.
And seriously, if you were this smoking hot, and you were standing around half n**d on a boat with another smoking hot dude, wouldn’t everyone have semis just because?! It’s like an overload of hotness that defies all s*x*l orientation.
But seriously folks, if this is any indication that Cristiano Ronaldo might totally be g**y, then that is totally fine with me. Just excuse me while I sell all my worldly possessions and purchase a plane ticket.
