What was Lindsay Lohan’s most scandalous photo moment?
Ahh Lindsay Lohan. Horrifying train wreck, career suicide, poster child for the “drugs and alcohol did this to me” movement, renowned spokesperson for “self control? What’s that?”, also known as “the face that did a thousand drugs”, and “the relapse kid”.
What’s not to like? When parents tell their children not to do drugs you can hear them shouting her name.
Here is Lindsay in one of her best known poses:
Can you guess what drugs she’s on? Not likely. Even Lindsay admits she doesn’t really keep track.
“I like to start the evening off light,” Lindsay said during one interview. “A few shots with friends.”
Smoke a little somethin’ somethin’
And then I like to buy some random white powder from some random individual. (Her lawyer issued a statement that the man was selling her some herbs and seashells for her bath… I'm actually not kidding…)
And party like a rock star until the morning light
Then stop by the hospital for a quick pump out of the by-then-unknown stomach contents and a light transfusion of fresh, drug-free blood to get ready for the next night’s festivities
This is Lindsay at her fourteenth birthday party enjoying the company of an unknown fan
And here she is at the age of fifteen looking like an honorary member of The Rolling Stones
At that point she was a spokesmodel for L’Oreal’s signature celebrity cover-up line of post-partying makeup. The problem was that for Lindsay the party never stopped.
Eventually Lindsay met a judge named Frank
And then she began dating the crown prince of Saudi Arabia, you know, the guy who had the journalist Khashoggi chopped into a thousand pieces and transported out of Turkey in thousands of tiny plastic bags. (If you think I’m kidding about her involvement with that guy just Google it)
Here she is at a post-beheading party mugging for the Saudi press
Who can even guess what’s next for this mercurial, uncompromising vixen?
