The Oscar-winner is apparently very afraid of germs and STIs
When it comes to s-x, Jennifer Lawrence is apparently "all bark and no bite."
The actress recently spoke to The Sun to promote her Russian spy-thriller Red Sparrow, but — as these things tend to do with the 27-year-old — things got personal.
“I am not in a relationship. I am making it clear that I have not had s-x in a very long time," Lawrence said. "I always talk like I want di-k, but the truth is when I look back at my s-xual past it was always with boyfriends."
According to Lawrence, the whole situation is a lot like one of those skeevy all-you-can eat buffets you find by airports: It's not a lack of options that's the problem, but the cleanliness of the whole thing. "I am mostly also a germaphobe," she said. "I have made it this far without an STI. Di-k is dangerous."
The Hunger Games star also mentioned that potential partners usually need to be thoroughly vetted by a professional.
"If I was at the point where I could get an STI, doctors have already been involved," she said. "That is how much of a germaphobe I am."
But is di-k, in fact, dangerous?
Cases of s-xually transmitted diseases reached an all-time high as recently as 2016, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
Prevention is more than possible — in fact, here's a helpful guide to avoidance and treatment. If you want a too-long-didn't-read, condoms are always a good choice, and getting yourself tested is a top priority.
When in doubt, there are always hand-jobs.
As for cleanliness outside the bedroom?
To help J. Law out, here's every single thing a self-styled germaphobe needs to know. Public transportation and the bathroom door handle aren't as disgusting as you'd think, but everyone is always tracking poop everywhere they go all of the time.
So, much like that buffet we mentioned above, you kind of just take the good with the bad and hope for the best.
