Amy Schumer Jokes That John Cena Was ‘Actually Inside’ Her During Their ‘Trainwreck’ S-x Scene

If you follow John Cena and/or Amy Schumer news, you’ve probably already heard a lot about their s-x scene in Amy’s movie Trainwreck. Because goody two-shoes John Cena was, like, n-ked in it, and Amy likes big men (wink wink), and, oh, isn’t it all just so salaciously and s-xy. Well, on a recent Australian talk show, Amy talked up her s-x scene to the next level by implying that Cena might have let his Ruthless Aggression get the better of both of them between the sheets.

“He was actually inside me. Apparently, wrestlers — they’re not faking.”

Bill Hader, who was also on the show, backed Amy up…

“He didn’t understand the whole acting thing. It was his first s-x scene.”

Okay, calm down. Schumer was probably, totally, maybe, hopefully joking. I mean, a lot of safeguards have to fail before a regular Hollywood movie shoot can accidentally become a porn set. For my own sanity, I’m going to assume Cena didn’t actually Rise Above his cock sock.

Still, you have to wonder what Nikki Bella thinks of this non-stop coverage of her (common law) husband’s s-x scene and Amy’s playful penetration repartee. In a Fox News interview, Cena talked about how he let Nikki know he’d be doing a s-x scene with another woman. Or, more specifically, how he didn’t let her know.

“Yeah, it was uncomfortable. I never thought I would get the part in the first place. Then I got the part and was thinking I have to be n-ked. It was nerve racking. Amy was fantastic. Everyone embraced the comedy. Nicole had every right to be upset because I didn’t tell her about it at first. I never really approached her with ‘I’m trying to do this thing.’ Nicole had every right to be mad because I should have told her from the beginning.”

Yeah, you probably should have, John Boy. I have a feeling Nikki is hoping she can Make-A-Wish for a partner who isn’t quite such a butthole.