While he admits to being a bit of a wet blanket when it comes to discussions of the couple, Prince Harry forces him into the occasional exception.
For instance, when Prince Harry expressed his opinion that the First Amendment is "bonkers," the contributor wanted to remind him that the Constitution's entire point is that the opinion of someone like him doesn't matter and cannot restrict what Americans can say.
The contributor goes on to say that he typically does not pay attention to the British royals.
However, things change a bit when the "Fredo Corleone and the Yoko Ono" of the clan claim they barely survived a two-hour high-speed reenactment of a Fast and the Furious chase with "highly aggressive paparazzi" in the middle of Manhattan.
