It's coming from their lavish mansion in Montecito. Their sustainably soft, eco-friendly crockery, priced at an outrageous $250 per soup plate, is being held in frustration. Another deal falls apart, leaving the Duke and Duchess in turmoil.
Harsh criticism rains down from industry insiders. It seems the Duchess had envisioned a life of grandeur and entitlement after marrying into royalty and establishing a base in the States. She believed that her royal status would be enough to command the respect and adoration of Hollywood.
However, little did she know that Hollywood is a ruthless place where talent and hard work matter more than titles.
Their plan was simple yet audacious. They aimed to sell themselves as content producers to the highest bidder, leveraging their royal credentials.
They thought they could rake in hundreds of millions of dollars without breaking a sweat. Pious podcast platitudes about female empowerment and sizzling hot reality shows were supposed to be their ticket to everlasting success. But reality struck hard.
Spotify pulled out of their $20 million deal after just one series. Bill Simmons, a Spotify executive, called them "effing grifters," exposing the truth behind their charade. Hollywood saw through their act and had no patience for entitled individuals expecting easy money. Americans, known for their aversion to grifters and whiners, quickly turned their backs on the couple.
Even Jeremy Zimmer, the CEO of United Talent Agency, joined the chorus of criticism. He bluntly stated that Meghan Markle was not a talent, despite her royal status. Hollywood power players smelled blood in the water, and the sharks began to circle. Damning stories emerged, further tarnishing their reputation.
Even Taylor Swift, one of the industry's biggest stars, rejected an invitation to appear on Meghan's show. It seems she didn't see the relevance of engaging with a Duchess who had married into fortune on the topic of women's struggles. And that wasn't the only incident of poor conduct. Reports surfaced of Meghan splicing her voice into interviews she never conducted, pretending to have meaningful conversations with guests. How rude and lacking in class!
But it doesn't stop there. Rumors spread about Harry's brainstorming session, where he suggested interviewing world leaders like Putin and Trump about their childhood traumas. Apparently, he believed this would lead to world peace. One can't help but question Prince Harry's mental faculties if he truly believed such an approach would yield meaningful results.
As the Prince of Wales launched his initiative to address homelessness, his younger brother has become a laughing stock. Yes, their Netflix dog had a grand debut, but mining their personal lives for content seems to have lost its allure. The American public, disillusioned by their entitled behavior, has now turned its back on the couple. It's a harsh reality check for Harry and Meghan as they witness their dreams crumble around them. The hideous truth of Megxit has been laid bare, and the consequences are dire.
The once beloved duo now finds themselves ostracized, with their reputation in tatters. Amidst the chaos, one thing remains clear: Hollywood rewards true talent and hard work, not entitlement and self-pity. The evil Harry and Meghan must reckon with the consequences of their choices. It's a cautionary tale for those who believe that titles and status alone can pave the way to success.
