So first off Megan and Harry decided to call their invisible daughter Lily bed they named her after the lay Queen's nickname that she had had ever since she was a young girl they claimed that it was a tribute to her and that they had asked for permission from the lake Queen before they chose that name but many people criticized that choice as trespassing on the emotional exclusivity of the name Giles brandreth who was a friend of the late Prince Philip said that members of the royal family thought the choice was bewildering and presumptuous.
For me the worst part about taking the Queen's very private nickname is that I'm convinced that this Lily bat doesn't even exist and she definitely wasn't born on June 4th exactly one year before the Queen's Platinum Jubilee a part of me wishes that Harry and Megan could go to jail for all the things they have done they are a couple of evil people.
Harry claims that the Army was when he was his happiest but when in his book he claimed to have killed 25 Taliban members in Afghanistan war veteran spoke out and they condemned this admission claiming that it put other people's lives at risk people who had served with him Iraq war hero Colonel Tim Collins currently dismissed Harry's words saying we don't do notches on rifle buds.
Back in the 90s the late Princess Diana shared her version of exactly what happened in the breakdown of her marriage and she ended up regretting that she did it through Andrew Morton's deeply damaging book Diana her true story and then Harry's book spare basically caused the same level of pain but while Diana Rod her revenge without taking a dime Harry reportedly got 16.5 million pounds in advance.
Harry signed this big multi-million pound contract with Netflix back in 2020 to make documentaries and films and scripted shows and kids shows too Megan and Harry created a controversial six episode series on their lives for Netflix but their Infamous interview with Oprah was made by her company and it was broadcast by CBS.
Typically though the problems making and hairy experience are always somebody else's fault Harry really is the prince of holding grudges isn't he and he blames his older brother for so many problems in his life including once wrestling him to the ground and even for Harry's own choice we are Nazi uniform to a costume party Harry implied that William suggested that he wore a swastika armband although I think at the end of the day it was Harry's choice and Harry's Choice alone
As a result of having a Fallout with William and Catherine Harry and Megan ended up being given Frogmore Cottage but they only spent six months living on the Windsor estate before they moved and they had to refund 2.4 million pounds of taxpayer money because they spent that on the refurbishment of the cottage.
Was it a smart decision to hail a yellow New York City Cab after attending last month's live in a vision Awards supposedly it led to this high-speed car chase they even compared it to Princess Diana's last journey and it made headlines only a few weeks before Harry was set to give evidence against the Press about privacy.
But anyway back to the Army so the number one rule in the military is do not shoot yourself in the foot but after confessing and spare to using illegal substances now Harry's all caught up in this U.S legal case that may lead to the release of his immigration papers visa application forms ask about any drug use in the past and that can be a cause for rejection but not necessarily always Harry took his campaign against the media to London's High Court just last week and the voices of courtiers who claimed they were bullied when they served Megan and Harry have been silenced an internal inquiry into Megan's behavior and why good people felt like they had to leave Royal service has been buried has Harry even made up his mind for sure whether or not he's still going to be a royal the perfunctory attendance at his father's coronation suggested that he was still hedging his beds importantly there was no protest when he was addressed in court last week as his Royal Highness.
Harry keeps on blaming the media for his mother's passing as the French courts decided Diana was the one who chose to get into a car that was driven by a drunk man and she lost her life also because she decided not to wear a seat belt now it was a tragic car crash absolutely it was horrible but we cannot blame the media for it.
Harry is similar though to somebody else in his family one of his ancestors after he abdicated the throne King Edward VII also made a lot of money by selling his life story but once his story had already been told there was nothing left to sell and now it looks like Harry is going down that same path he's making the same mistake he is discovering that bearing his soul only makes him look cheaper.
Edward the eighth just told his life story and so he ended up being a once and done author because he didn't make anything up now Harry or I guess Megan for that matter can keep on writing the same way they have been using those vivid imaginations a serious Bend for Revenge no self-awareness whatsoever and obviously no shame they are especially lacking in shame if you ask me they will do basically anything if they believe it's going to bring in money or fame they don't even seem to know the difference between good publicity and bad publicity or maybe it's just that they don't care of course neither one of them is very smart so I think that's a big part of the problem too.
In the Oprah interview they claimed that they had experienced racism within the royal family of course the senior Royals have denied that seems to me that Harry conveniently forgot how excited people were when he got engaged to Meghan Markle a mixed-race woman now last year Harry went before the U.N saying that climate change was quote wreaking havoc on our planet but he flew to New York on a private jet now that's a favorite of theirs but is it environmentally friendly absolutely not.
Back in 2020 Macon and Harry signed a Spotify deal for three years worth of podcasts now a dozen episodes aired last fall but we haven't heard anything since then an executive at Spotify said that he got carried away spending money on talent and then of course their invisible son Archie was supposedly born in May of 2019 and that was an important moment but even that wasn't just a normal moment of Joy because make it and Harry were accused of deliberately misleading people by claiming that Megan had gone into labor when in fact she was.
Already at home with her new baby supposedly as Graydon Carter says Harry and Megan have done something they'll live to regret their children have no relatives they have never even met their maternal grandfather Thomas Markle and the destroyed relationship with William and Catherine means that they don't really have any contact with their cousins George Charlotte and Louis.
And then what about what Harry did that poor Digger driver Sasha Walpole out of the blue she became one of the world's most talked about women after Harry Bragg that he had lost his virginity to her he claimed that he was 16 years old and she was this older woman and they did it in a cow field behind a pub very romantic right now maybe the mother of two would have preferred to have had the details of their little trips kept private but she didn't have that choice because Harry took it away from her.
And Harry's stupid little book he referred to his stepmother Queen Camilla as a wicked stepmother what a cheap shot my goodness people who actually know Camilla say she is a lovely woman the only Wicked thing about her is her sense of humor.
Now Harry's little deal with penguin random house it's worth more than 22 million pounds requires him to produce at least one more book and he needs to probably get it done soon what in the world though is there left to say he's already trashed his family I mean is he gonna give us a lifestyle manual on how to chill out and smoke a lot of weed in California.
Now one thing I can't fault Megan and Harry for is that they have given a home to a bunch of chickens that they rescued from a factory farm I'm an animal lover so I can't really say anything bad about that decision but I do have a strong sense that the rescue chickens are basically just virtue signaling when it comes to the two of them it's also weird to me that they claim to love these chickens but didn't they have roast chicken on their first date or something I mean are they eating these rescue chickens.
And then Harry apparently used to shoot his father's prized hens I'm worried that these chickens are gonna eventually end up on the kitchen table and then there won't be any virtue left for Megan to signal.
