Imagine, the sound of Meghan's heart shattering like fragile china – the drama, the sense of betrayal, and the social media buzz all in full swing. But wait, there's more to this riveting tale. Our resident royal expert, Hilary Fordwich, has unveiled a theory as tantalizing as a juicy Windsor grape: the Cambridge duo didn't just overlook Meghan's special day – they deliberately gave her the cold shoulder.
Picture this – last year, birthday wishes were exchanged with all due pomp, complete with a heartfelt photo. Yet, this year, their digital well-wishes, complete with cake emojis and festive hats, were showered upon a wildlife documentary team. Meanwhile, Meghan received nothing, not a trace, not a whiff of celebration. It's as if they decided that their social media enchantment should be reserved for rhinos, while Meghan was left out in the digital cold.
Now, let's shift our gaze to King Charles III. Ah, protocol, they say. The age-old protocol suggests that he refrained from wishing Meghan a happy birthday, as the late Queen reserved those felicitations for the working royals. But let's be real here – that's like offering someone a slice of cake and then whisking it away before they can take a bite. And now, the plot thickens.
Hilary Fordwich has a spicy take on this, too. While he may be "following protocol," she argues, he doesn't have to. After all, he's the king! He could rewrite the rulebook, toss it out the palace window, or even concoct a fresh, innovative version of a birthday greeting. The possibilities are endless.
Well, according to Hilary, this conspicuous absence of birthday cheer is akin to a glaring neon sign pointing to an icy rapport between Meghan and the monarchy. It's as though Montecito is experiencing an unexpected cold snap, and this one isn't coming from the ocean breeze.
