The venue for this royal gathering was the penthouse suite of the Mark Hotel on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. It's the kind of place where ordinary folks dare not tread, with a nightly price tag that could buy you a small island. This penthouse boasted five bedrooms, six bathrooms (because who needs that many?), a rooftop terrace, a library (because books make great conversation starters, right?), a dining room fit for an army, and even a conservatory for those moments when you need to commune with nature, darling.
Now, let's talk about the star-studded guest list. We're talking Amal Clooney, Serena Williams, Gayle King, Jessica Mulroney, Misha Nonoo, and Abigail Spencer. And what were they treated to, you ask? Well, besides the excessive opulence, they enjoyed a dessert tasting extravaganza led by Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten. Because, of course, when you're worth millions, a simple slice of cake won't do. But that wasn't all. Meghan, the gracious hostess, thought her soiree needed a cotton candy machine (because who doesn't love sticky fingers at a baby shower?), a harpist (because nothing says baby shower like harp music), and even a flower arranging lesson (because arranging your own bouquet is so last century).
Gwen, who arrived in her casual denim jacket and jeans, was utterly astounded by the sheer extravagance of it all. Can you imagine? She confided in a friend that she felt out of place at this over-the-top event and was taken aback by Meghan's lack of tact and environmental awareness. Speaking of which, Meghan had just hopped on a private jet to New York, emitting more carbon dioxide than a herd of cows, all while preaching about climate change. Gwen, a champion of charitable causes, couldn't help but call out Meghan's hypocrisy. She noted that Meghan hadn't visited any of the charities she claimed to support in New York, such as UN Women, World Vision, or One Young World. And as for those lavish gifts she received? Not a single one was donated to charity, unlike organizations like the Hubb Community Kitchen or Smart Works. Shameful, really.
But Gwen's frustration didn't stop there. She expressed her concerns about the rift within the royal family between the brothers and their wives. She accused Meghan of being jealous and insecure, deliberately snubbing Kate and undermining her. In Gwen's eyes, Meghan was nothing but divisive and manipulative, causing untold damage to the royal family.
Initially, Gwen had hoped to be a friend and supporter to Meghan, but alas, she saw through the façade. She realized Meghan was insincere and self-centered, caring only for herself. Gwen decided to sever ties with Meghan, exposing her true colors to the world, in the hope that the public would see through her lies and hold her accountable.
The final blow from Gwen, an icon in the music industry, was her profound disappointment and shame for ever having associated herself with Meghan. She wished she had never met her, believing Meghan to be a disgrace and a disaster for both the royal family and the world. Gwen expressed her hope that Prince Harry, poor soul, would find happiness and peace without Meghan, concluding with an air of finality that left us all in shock and awe.
