A royal biographer, bless their heart, chimed in, claiming that Meghan wants to lead a more open life. Shocking, right? This relaunch, orchestrated with the help of her new Hollywood power brokers over at WME, began with a blitz of August photos and reports, all aimed at maximizing her plans for another money-making venture. It's almost as if there's a script behind all of this.
Now, let's take a closer look at Meghan's recent career moves. She's been busy with her entrepreneurial pursuits, dipping her toes into product sales after her previous pet project, "The Dig," failed to secure proper trademark protection. Oh, the audacity!
And here's the pièce de résistance: rumors have it that Meghan tried to snatch Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop brand from right under her well-manicured nose. However, Gwyneth, the mistress of no-nonsense, gave her the cold shoulder. Ouch, Meghan!
But wait, there's more. Gwyneth Paltrow, the former Hollywood actress turned wellness guru, seems to have had her fill of the limelight. She's had enough of the glitzy premieres and paparazzi flashbulbs. She's ready to disappear from public life altogether. In a surprising revelation, she hinted at a mysterious woman in Montecito who had the audacity to ask her to sell Goop. Can you guess who it was? Yes, it was Meghan Markle, the Duchess of self-promotion. However, Gwyneth isn't buying it. She's convinced that Meghan would tarnish her precious brand and cause Goop to fade into obscurity. Drama, drama, drama.
But Gwyneth is not ready to sell just yet. She needs a few more years to revel in her Goop glory, and perhaps, just perhaps, she'll find the right buyer. She even floated the idea of making a grand exit for her 55th birthday in 2027. The actress ominously declared that she would literally disappear from public life. Farewell, Gwyneth, and good riddance.
Now, let's shift our attention back to Meghan Markle. She's on the brink of a brand relaunch. Apparently, the summer filled with public appearances and WME, her new cheerleaders, are singing her praises, claiming that she knows her commercial value. But let's be brutally honest here: all the rebranding in the world won't change the fact that Meghan is rowing her own sinking canoe. She might have the best talent agent money can buy, but it's like trying to sell ice to polar bears. Zero endorsements, zero gigs, and zero commercial value.
Thomas Markle had Hollywood connections, and Meghan still couldn't break into Hollywood or the A-list. Trevor Engelson had Hollywood connections, and Meghan still didn't make it. Let's face the facts, folks: Meghan Markle's acting career peaked as a supporting actress on a little-known Canadian cable show called "Suits." It wasn't Hollywood, and it certainly wasn't the A-list. And now she's in her mid-40s. If you haven't made it in Hollywood by then, well, tough luck, Meghan.
