We get Meghan looking as inelegant as a person could possibly look. I mean, the clips are amazing. I'm telling you, go check them out for yourselves. But anyway, of course, people are also speculating what this night means for the future of Harry and Meghan. It was a surprise that they showed up, and can we expect more of these events in their future? And now, we've got this excellent article in The Sun, Cash, and Harry. Harry and Meghan will become Royals for hire after disastrous Netflix and Spotify deals, and being saddled with huge expenses. Harry and Meghan have seen their income streams dry up, including their charitable donations. Poor things, what are they going to do?
I mean, at this point in time, nobody is even donating any of their hard-earned money to Archewell, so even when they skim 95% of that money and keep it for themselves (I mean, 95% of zero is still zero), it looks like Harry and Meghan are getting really hard up for cash. What are they going to do? Well, according to The Sun, the question of what happens when the Sussexes run out of money is at the forefront of many minds, and their appearance at the premiere of the Bob Marley movie, "One Love," will have done little to calm nerves.
We were not sure how exactly Harry and Meghan ended up in Jamaica for this premiere. Some people said that Meghan had been there a week prior, hanging out with some older man who may or may not have been Marcus Anderson. Now, Harry, that old living legend of aviation, of course, he couldn't come a day sooner because he was being inducted into the Living Legends of Aviation Hall of Fame. He was really busy, doing some important stuff. Now, Meghan, we thought, was home with a sick child, but perhaps she really was in Jamaica soaking up some sun. That would explain her skin tone. It looked a little darker than usual.
But anyway, according to The Sun, Meghan and Harry flew to Jamaica for the event as guests of Paramount Pictures, which is distributing the film, sharing a private jet with executives and staying at the same hotel. Well, we knew they flew by private jet, and right now, Harry and Meghan probably cannot afford to rent their own jet, so I think it was really a kind gesture for that Paramount CEO to invite them aboard his. It is interesting, though, if they were guests of the CEO of Paramount, why didn't they get to sit with him? I'm still waiting to know where exactly the CEO of Paramount and his wife were seated. But something tells me it was not in the eighth row with Harry and Meghan. Perhaps they were in a different room, maybe sitting in the front row. I don't know. But maybe that's why Harry and Meghan were clearly so confused when they were being shown to their seats. They thought to themselves, "This can't be right. We're supposed to be sitting with our friends. Don't you know who we are?" Unfortunately for the Duke and Duchess, though, apparently they did know who Meghan and Harry were, and those were their actual seats. Such an unfortunate mix-up.
But anyway, apparently, according to The Sun, Meghan and Harry did bring some publicity to the event, so Paramount should be happy with them. Well, it is certainly true that Harry and Meghan's presence has brought a lot of attention to that event. I'm not sure that it's the kind of attention anybody would want, but you know what they say, there's no such thing as bad publicity. Or maybe they don't say that anymore. I don't know. I really don't care.
So, reportedly, though, there is fear behind palace walls that Meghan and Harry could become "Royals for Hire" as they struggle to fund their expensive lifestyle amid floundering media deals. Royals for Hire? Can you imagine a worse fate for a couple of young upstarts like Harry and Meghan?
