Furious Fergie: Meghan Markle Caught Exploiting Eugenie for Royal Gain, Provoking Outrage

Now that Netflix is threatening to drop them due to a lack of content, Meghan is suddenly feeling lonely and nostalgic for royal life. But girl, it doesn't work like that. You can't trash the family on TV and then come crawling back when you need something. Nevertheless, being Meghan, she's giving it a shot. Her new scheme involves exploiting her old friend Princess Eugenie to reconnect with the royals. For those unfamiliar, Eugenie and Meghan were friends before Meghan met Harry, and even after their split, Eugenie has kept in touch with the Sussexes, visiting them in California a few times. Meghan clearly hopes to cash in on this relationship now that she's desperate to reconcile with the family. 

During her Oprah sob story, she made sure to highlight their close bond and called Eugenie "comfortable." Yeah, Meghan loves playing nice when it benefits her, but Eugenie needs to open her eyes to this user. Don't you find it shady how Meghan only values their friendship after ditching her royal duties? She ignored Eugenie for years while chasing fame as a duchess, and now suddenly, Eugenie's her bestie again. Nah, I smell a big fat rat. Meghan's just using their old friendship to worm her way back into royal circles.

Now, with Netflix pressuring Meghan to deliver unique content, she wants to create drama by reconciling with the royals as a storyline. Obviously, that's never going to happen after how she globally trashed their family name. But Meghan seems to think Eugenie can convince the whole family to forgive and forget. Girl is tripping. No one wants you back, Meghan. Eugenie better stay far away before she gets used too. This woman really has no shame, does she?

One minute she's complaining about racist royals and suffocating under their rules, and the next thing you know, she's crying about wanting back in for money. Make up your mind, Meg. Either you're a free, independent woman living her best life in America, or you're a whiny royal clinging to status and wealth.

Meghan, you can't have it both ways. If the royal family was so toxic, why are you so desperate to reunite now? Admit it, you just want their clout to boost your failing popularity. Let's get real, the Sussexes need the royal name more than the royals need them. Without their backing, Harry and Meghan are washed-up D-listers. These two couldn't even get an audience on Netflix without their royal connections.

Now they're banking on Eugenie to restore their brand so they can keep living like spoiled elites. But their family is no fool. They know Meg is trying to play nice only because she's in trouble. No way will King Charles let her weasel back in to exploit the crown again. He's already planning to slim down the monarchy, which means no more Sussex drama. Looks like Meghan needs a new plan B.