Meghan Markle in Agonizing Outcry as Sussex Squad Quits, Leaving Her and PR Efforts Alone

Meghan's apparent shift in PR strategy, or perhaps the rats are finally abandoning the ship. The Sussex Squad, known for being vocal defenders of their Queen, has taken a hit. Pagan Trani, a 30k strong account and one of their main stages, is nowhere to be found. Poof! Vanished into thin air. And guess what? The majority of the squad is mourning the loss as if it's the end of the world. Let's be real here; could it be that the money ran out to pay for these devoted cheerleaders, and they decided to jump ship to someone who could foot the bill? Princess Pinocchio X has some insight, suggesting that another Squad heavyweight is deleting audio files after the correlation between Pagan and Trani's voice and a certain person was exposed. InSexton is also deleting tweets. What's the rush?

Now, let's shift our focus to Meghan's recent struggles. Up until the last days of 2023, she faced unfair attacks from tabloids like The Globe, with headlines screaming "Hollywood's 50 Biggest Liars," featuring the Duchess of Sussex front and center. Ouch. Not a glamorous farewell to a year full of flops. And speaking of flops, let's address the elephant in the room: Prince Andrew. Remember when I analyzed Andrew's interview way back when Meghan wasn't even on my radar? Well, fast forward, and Andrew is trending again.

Recent document reveals don't paint a pretty picture. Princess Eugenie, in a questionable move, decided to release an update from the Anti-Slavery Collective just hours after her father started trending. Talk about bad timing. The Met Police issued a statement stating they're aware of the release of court documents related to Epstein, but no investigation has officially been launched. Due process, anyone?

Now, here's the kicker. Why hasn't Meghan and their minions exploited Andrew if he's as rotten as everyone claims? Two options: either Andrew isn't that rotten, or he's got something on Harry and Meghan. But wait, there's more. The Daily Mail released a video of Andrew at the 2023 Christmas service where he seems to be enjoying the attention. Strange, right? Does he know something we don't?

In other royal news, Queen Margrethe of Denmark has decided to abdicate, with her son Frederick ascending to the throne. Some claim it's due to health reasons, while others suggest it might have to do with their smoking habits. Is there trouble in paradise between Mary and Frederick? The body language seems a bit stiff, but let's not jump to conclusions.

Meghan might be feeling the heat as her squad undergoes some unexpected changes, and Prince Andrew's resurgence in the headlines adds another layer to the intrigue of the royal saga.