Well, let's take a stroll down memory lane, shall we? Harry wrote a book that could be generously described as a bizarre ode to his own anatomy, Meghan attempted a fake car chase in New York, and let's not forget the grand finale – their much-anticipated podcast venture, Endgame, which turned out to be a colossal failure. Bravo, Meghan and Harry.
Now, this psychic predicts another scandal on the horizon for the Royal Family in 2024. Hold your horses, folks, because Meghan and Harry are apparently going to do the same song and dance routine – vacations, paparazzi walks, and maybe, just maybe, another ill-conceived car chase. You'd think they'd learn, but I guess old habits die hard.
But let's dive into the psychic specifics and elements of heartache for Meghan. But not with Harry. Cue the ominous music. Who is the mystery figure causing the heartache? Marcus Anderson? Scooby Butt Plug? The psychic is about as clear as mud. And then we have the pièce de résistance – a royal recording leak. What scandals could be there? Perhaps the Royal Family discussing their disdain for Meghan's antics or their disappointments in Harry's choices. But let's be real – what could be said on a voice recording that would truly damage the whole family? Meghan already tried the American PR tactics, and that ship has sailed.
So, Mrs. Psychic, forgive me if I'm not convinced. If your inner voices are telling you that Meghan is on the brink of unleashing a scandalous revelation, maybe it's time to seek some professional help. Meghan's attempt to tarnish the Royal Family's reputation has been nothing short of a comedy of errors, and the psychic prediction seems to be another addition to the saga.