Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Face Misery as Their Content Gets Forever Blacklisted by Major Platforms

Meghan, what content are we even talking about here? The clever Brand's Coffee commercial? Seriously, that's like calling a soggy cardboard box a masterpiece. And before that, the Invictus documentary – let's not forget that Harry plastered his face at the beginning of every episode. Spare me the talk about groundbreaking content. The royal family obsession. Meghan, you were in the royal family for 18 months, and now you want to act like you're an authority on everything royal? Many people don't even believe you know much about it. So, if you're wondering why nobody wants your content, it might just be because you lack substance. 

Harry, you're complicit. You started with good intentions, but somewhere you became Meghan's enabler. The dynamics between you two, especially in that cringeworthy Oprah interview, suggest a troubling shift towards a shared mindset. Step back, bro, and re-evaluate. Now, back to this so-called content issue. Meghan and Harry claim that people don't want their content, but here's a revelation – they haven't even made any content. Memoir, Netflix series, Spotify – sure, they've dabbled, but what have they actually produced? 

The Netflix series and Harry's memoir both faced criticism for taking shots at the royal family. The Spotify deal ended by mutual agreement after just one series, and she didn't even get the rumored $20 million. Rumors branded them grifters, and honestly, can you blame them?

PR experts are chiming in, saying Harry wants to be of value, but his struggle lies in making content that resonates. Well, here's a thought – start by making content that isn't just moaning and shouting. People want substance, not the sidebar of shame sorts of stuff.