Yes, you heard that right. The Duchess, whose culinary claim to fame thus far has been a banana bread recipe, now sees herself as the next Gwyneth Paltrow or, bless her heart, Joanna Gaines. Joanna reportedly couldn't help but chuckle at Megan's audacity. Megan aims to resurrect her defunct blog, The Tig, and challenge the heavyweights of homemaking on their own turf.
But how does she plan to do this? By seeking advice from fashion designers and makeup moguls, of course. Nothing says relatable domestic goddess like hobnobbing with Beverly Hills elites while pretending to cook Afghan cuisine on her show. Hollywood insiders are laughing into their kale smoothies, noting that Megan's version of relatable is about as authentic as a $3 bill.
Experts are also weighing in, emphasizing that authenticity and openness are key to lifestyle success—qualities Megan and Harry have been notoriously selective about sharing. Sure, they've dabbled in sharing glimpses of their lives on Netflix and Oprah's couch, but true lifestyle royalty demands more than just staged glimpses into palace living rooms.
And let's not forget Megan's plan to monetize the Sussex brand with everything from cookware to yoga mats emblazoned with the royal coat of arms—a move that's raised eyebrows considering her efforts to distance herself from the monarchy in recent years.
As for Megan's fashion aspirations, her track record has been more miss than hit, leaving critics and Netflix execs scratching their heads. Her attempts to become a fashion icon often fall flat, leaving the public wondering if there's anything she won't try to make a quick buck off.
In a twist that could only be described as "Megan's world," there's talk of her leveraging her unique position for a lifestyle empire that nobody asked for. However, as the saying goes, you can't polish a turd. Megan's foray into the lifestyle domain seems destined to be more of a cautionary tale than a success story—a stark reminder that not all that glitters is gold, especially when it comes with a royal stamp.
So, as Megan plots her takeover of the lifestyle scene, one can't help but wonder if she's better off leaving the cooking, decorating, and life advising to the pros. After all, there are plenty of cameras in reality TV, but not all attention is good attention—a lesson our Duchess seems determined to learn the hard way.
