The audacity to ask to shut down the park, stop selling tickets, and sweep all guests away is something else. What was she planning to do? Photoshop her kids into a log flume photo in the dead of night? It's not a bad plan if you're aiming for that blurry "could be anyone's child" look. But let's be real, this was less about creating memories and more about crafting headlines. Meghan seems to have her PR team on speed dial, desperately trying to snag freebies and perks under the guise of global exposure. Look at me wearing this, eating there, ruining elephant films left, right, and center. And let's not forget Harry in all of this, who's been warned about Meghan's alleged plans to orchestrate their royal comeback. According to royal biographer Angela Levan, if Harry even thinks about dipping his toe back into the royal waters, Meghan will be there, puppeteering every move.
The idea of them trying to nab a spot in Kensington Palace is laughable. Can you imagine? The royal family would have to install a revolving door just for all the PR consultants and brand managers Meghan would insist on bringing along. As for Disneyland, kudos to them for standing their ground. While Meghan and Harry are busy plotting their next publicity stunt, real celebrities like Selena Gomez and Olivia Wilde are enjoying the park like normal people. No special treatment, no shutting down the park—just good old-fashioned fun.
Meghan's Disneyland debacle is just another chapter in the never-ending saga of her and Harry's quest for relevance. From attempting to monopolize a theme park to dreaming up royal roles that nobody asked for, it's clear they're living in a fantasy world. But hey, at least in their minds, they're still the king and queen of something.
