Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Under Investigation for Unauthorized Use of Royal Title on New Sussex.com Site

Looks like Harry and Meghan are at it again, rebranding and trying to have it both ways. But let's not be fooled, Sussexes, we see right through your attempts to reinvent yourselves. Last week, Harry and Meg unveiled a new website, Sussex.com, as part of a major online makeover. And what's the first thing we notice? Their royal titles, front and center, proudly displayed. After stepping back from their royal roles, now they want to reclaim their titles? What happened to just going by their first names like regular folks? It's clear they're trying to capitalize on their royal status when it suits them.

But here's my question: why all the flip-flopping? If you're done with the royal life, be done with it. Stop trying to have one foot in and one foot out. Have some conviction in your decisions. We all know Meghan saw dollar signs in Harry's eyes from the start, but this wishy-washy act just makes them look desperate. And don't even get me started on their website bios. Harry as a humanitarian and mental health advocate? Last time I checked, he was busy cashing Netflix checks and airing family grievances. And Meghan as a feminist champion? More like a mean girl diva. Their PR team must be working overtime to spin this narrative.

I'm sure this is all leading up to a grand royal return whenever it suits them. As soon as King Charles gives the green light, they'll be back with smiles plastered on their faces. But we're not buying it. The website is just a facade to gloss over their tarnished image.

At the end of the day, actions speak louder than false branding. If they truly want to embrace civilian life, they need to fully commit and stop playing the victim card. So, Sussexes, it's time to own up to your choices and move forward without the royal title crutch.