So first off, let's rewind a bit, shall we? Harry and his viper wife, Meghan, have spent years dragging the royals through the mud. They've lobbed petty grievances and accusations of racism from their California mansion. Yet Harry still feels entitled to royal privileges. This sniveling turncoat turned his back on the crown to become a D-lister. Harry wanted fame and fortune without duty or sacrifice. He's nothing but a greedy, ungrateful leech.
But now that King Charles is ill and the halls are short-staffed, suddenly Harry makes a hollow offer to help out. Don't make me laugh. This pathetic charade is purely to rehabilitate Harry's trash reputation and nothing more. Harry stubbornly refuses to admit how his selfish choices damaged the monarchy. He could have supported his aging grandparents as a senior royal, but no, Harry abandoned his duty so Meghan could get a Disney deal. And we're supposed to believe he genuinely wants to help?
Predictably, King Charles saw through this. To his credit, His Majesty rejected Harry's hollow olive branch and refused his offer to help. Charles knows this California charlatan cannot be trusted. Harry is too busy playing the victim. Make no mistake, Harry would fly back first class, expecting a groveling apology, rather than actually doing work. This sniveling manchild is allergic to effort. The only duty Harry does is carrying Meghan's shopping bags.
Frankly, it's humiliating for Harry that his offer was rejected. But that's what happens when you trash your family worldwide to get a Netflix paycheck. Did Harry really think he could abandon his homeland for riches and return to the royal red carpet? The King has stripped Harry of his military titles and refused to let this prodigal prince profit off his royal status any longer.
Harry made his bed by choosing Meghan's ambitions over crown and country. Now he can lie in it across the pond. The British public have had enough of this hypocritical lecturing while living a luxurious Hollywood life. Harry, if you truly wanted to serve, you'd publicly apologize for the damage your selfish choices caused. You'd spend less time complaining and more time making amends. But we know your massive ego would never allow it. No, you and Meghan will continue playing the victim, trashing your family, and cashing in on your royal links for fame and fortune.
So, in that case, stay in California. England has had enough of your lecturing. The honorable thing to do would be for you to relinquish all royal titles and stop profiting off the institution you've repeatedly betrayed. But since your greed knows no bounds, the King must take action. Strip this petulant prince of all status, funding, and privileges. Only then can the dignity of the crown be restored after the devastating Markle debacle.
