But the plot thickens, my friends. Dr. Melissa Drake, the very same doctor who supposedly delivered Lily Diana, has suddenly vanished into thin air, closing her practice without so much as a warning. Coincidence? I think not. Could it be that she's holding onto some juicy secrets about Meghan's supposed deliveries? It certainly seems that way.
And let's not forget about Meghan's shady past. Lady C has hinted at lewd behavior, substance abuse, and even the use of surrogates. And don't get me started on the rumors surrounding Archie's birth - conflicting accounts, mysterious doctors - it's like something out of a soap opera.
But wait, there's more. Remember when Meghan and Harry thought they could take on the world of podcasting with their artful audio venture on Spotify? Well, let's just say it didn't quite go as planned. According to reports, Spotify executives were less than impressed with Meghan's efforts, dubbing the couple "grifters" and pulling the plug on their deal faster than you can say "royal scandal."
Now, I don't know about you, but I smell a cover-up. Meghan and Harry may have thought they could waltz into the world of celebrity and leave their royal responsibilities behind, but the truth has a funny way of catching up with you.
So, what's next for the disgraced duke and duchess? Only time will tell. But one thing's for sure - they may have thought they could outrun their past, but karma has a way of coming back to bite you in the royal behind.
Because the ride is far from over. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry may have thought they could escape the clutches of the royal family, but they've got another thing coming. And as for Dr. Drake and Lady C, well, let's just say they've proven once again that the truth always comes out in the end.