The Duchess of Sussex, Megan Markle, recently made bold demands to take on Catherine's royal duties, but her audacious proposition has been outright dismissed by the palace. It appears that Megan harbors a deep-seated envy towards Catherine, the Princess of Wales, for reasons that extend far beyond mere sibling rivalry. From her early days penning thoughts on The Tig, Megan fantasized about forging a close bond with Kate. However, let's face the reality – that ship didn't just sail, it torpedoed.
The rumor mill tirelessly churned due to Megan's relentless quest for the spotlight, suggesting that her animosity towards Catherine stems from a childish grudge over Prince William. However, the true tale reveals a more bitter brew of popularity envy. Megan craves the adoration lavished upon Catherine, but instead of earning it, she resorts to undermining tactics, spreading falsehoods faster than wildfire in hopes of dethroning the beloved princess.
Let's not mince words – Megan's jealousy isn't just petty; it's Shakespearean. She despises Catherine not only for her future title of Queen but also for the genuine affection she commands worldwide. Meanwhile, Megan, or Mrs. Sussex if we're being formal, seems destined to remain in the royal B-league, outflanked even by the youngest of the House of Windsor.
In her latest masterstroke of manipulation, Megan deployed her Sussex Squad minions to peddle a narrative so fantastical that it belongs in a fairy tale. The plot suggests that Catherine is allegedly plotting to abandon her royal duties, paving the way for Megan's triumphant return to the fold. Harry, ever the supportive spouse, supposedly pitched this ludicrous idea to the king, as if the monarchy were some mid-level management position up for grabs.
A bombshell report, or rather a dud grenade concocted by Team Megan, insinuates that Catherine's temporary retreat from public life (for health reasons, mind you) is actually a cloak-and-dagger strategy to sever ties with the monarchy. The narrative paints a picture of a troubled royal marriage, with William supposedly blindsided by Catherine's supposed desire for freedom, echoing Megan's own flight from The Firm.
This tall tale doesn't just reek of desperation; it's a masterclass in projection. Megan, seemingly unsatisfied with her own escape to Montecito, fantasizes about Catherine envying her liberation. The irony is as thick as the walls of Frogmore Cottage. Megan's narrative aims to recast Catherine as the villain, dredging up the same tired accusations that have been repeatedly debunked.
So, who's behind this farfetched fiction? None other than the Sussexes themselves, in a transparent attempt to rewrite the royal script. Megan's fantasy envisions her and Harry swooping in to save the day, securing her a faux Princess of Wales title, and in her mind, the adulation she so desperately seeks. But here's the kicker – Catherine is scheduled to resume her royal duties well before Megan's fictional deadline, rendering this entire charade as nothing more than a poorly scripted soap opera.
Megan's ploy is as subtle as a sledgehammer, her motive clear as daylight to anyone paying attention. In her relentless pursuit of the spotlight, she's willing to cast aspersions, sow discord, and concoct entire scenarios where she emerges as the heroine. Unfortunately for Megan, the royal family isn't buying what she's selling, and neither is the public. Her machinations have only served to deepen the divide, portraying her not as a victim of circumstance but as the architect of her own misfortune.
As the saying goes, you can't have your royal cake and eat it too, Megan. Perhaps it's time to abandon the fantasies and face reality, however unpalatable it may be.
