Meghan Markle's Outburst: Assistant Accidentally Exposes Alleged 3M Fake Instagram Followers, Prompting Anger

It seems the Duchess of Delusion went to desperate lengths to fabricate hype for her new American Riviera Orchard brand launch on Instagram, including buying fake followers and bot accounts.  According to some insider leaks, Meghan reportedly spent over $200,000 of Harry's inheritance to purchase a whopping 200,000 fake bot followers for this big debut. It's a sad and transparent attempt to make her vanity project seem more successful than it actually is. Honestly, resorting to buying Instagram clout with fraudulent tactics is a new low, even for Meghan's grifter antics.

She truly believed that inflating her follower numbers would somehow bring her the level of A-list hype and attention her ego craves. But even her desperate attempt is failing hilariously. Despite spending thousands on dummy accounts, Meghan's launch has barely reached 251,000 followers after nearly 24 hours – a number any genuine online influencer could accumulate in hours.

The lackluster launch just proves how grossly Meghan has overestimated her own shallow brand appeal. Without the royal family's legacy to rely on, she thought emulating princess aesthetics and teasing vague content would be enough to manifest wild success. But now that the veil has lifted, the world sees her true colors.

So, go ahead, Meghan, keep wasting that divorce money on desperate attempts to stay relevant. Keep hiring bots and yes-people to feign enthusiasm for your mundane lifestyle cult. We'll be here laughing as your fake empire inevitably crumbles. This humiliating Instagram flop is just the beginning of the end for your inflated ego.