The juiciest tea of the day that's sure to leave a bad taste in Meghan's mouth. Word on the street is that the palace is seriously considering legal action against the self-proclaimed princess Pinocchio. Why? Well, it seems Meghan has been trying to cash in on her fading royal status. Yep, you heard it right! The same family she's spent years trashing and defaming has finally had enough of Meghan's transparent grifting.
Using their royal brand as a launching pad for her failing business ventures has caused major backlash. This time, Meghan's shamelessly using her Duchess of Sussex title to sell overpriced strawberry jam. Can you believe it?
Now, back to the matter at hand. Could Meghan be any more transparent? She's like a social climbing Gwyneth Paltrow wannabe! Not content with raking in millions from her memoir tour with Harry, Meghan has now decided to pivot towards some kind of lifestyle empire. Apparently, she thinks the world needs her to explain the finer points of avocado toast between chapters of her never-ending autobiography.
It's such a wild case of delusion meeting entrepreneurial desperation that it's almost laughable. From perpetually unemployed Hollywood extra to domestic authority, Meghan seems to have undergone quite the transformation. But let's be real here, her American Riviera Orchard brand is just plain ridiculous.
Does she really expect people to flock to buy her jam just because she slapped her name on it? Wake up and smell the narcissism, Meghan! You were never that famous to begin with
Yet, like any entitled person, Meghan seems to believe that her association with a product instantly elevates it to a prestigious brand. Her marketing strategy, involving reality TV staples like Kris Jenner and Tan France, might work for a certain demographic, but for everyone else, it's just plain tacky.
Unfortunately for Meghan, the one group she can't seem to convince anymore is her own family. In fact, if the rumors from royal insiders are to be believed, the palace has had enough of Meghan's antics. They might even take legal action against her.
You see, Meghan's quest for money and fame has been pursued with all the grace of a bull in a china shop. She's been shamelessly self-promoting and using her Duchess title to boost sales, all in violation of royal decrees.
