Multiple reports are confirming that a furious federal judge has taken a no-holds-barred approach and flat-out rejected Prince Harry's bid to become a US citizen. Not only that, but the judge issued a scathing smackdown, ordering him to get lost and never set foot on US soil again!
One of the highest-ranking judges in the nation looked Prince Harry square in the eye and essentially said, "Your treachery and backstabbing of the very institutions that bestowed every privilege you've enjoyed make you fundamentally unfit to call yourself an American. Get the hell out of our country, you duplicitous, ingratiating bastard!"
Now, can you even imagine enduring that level of humiliation on a global scale? To be so thoroughly embarrassed and emasculated by outright rejection from the country you and your scheming wife swore blind loyalty to after abandoning the UK? The secondhand sting I'm feeling right now is delicious beyond words.
For years, we've had to endure Meghan's phony activist posturing about her desperate need for privacy and protecting her family from soulless institutions like the monarchy. Yet, when push came to diplomatic shove on US immigration, when they thought they had all their loopholes and arrangements in line, this judge thundered down with the cold, hard truth.
The monarchy wasn't the institution stifling them; no, it was their own hubris and delusional belief that their perverted personal politics would shield them from righteous consequences. Well, they thought dead wrong. America didn't buy their sob stories or emotional blackmail for even a second.
This judge saw right through Harry and Meghan's crocodile tears about being unwanted and persecuted. In their minds, the US was just the latest once-proud institution to be forcibly re-educated into submission by their perpetual grievance-mongering.
But you know what? This time, their bad-faith gambit backfired spectacularly. Instead of welcoming a toxic, unrepentant menace to rejoin its ranks, this American jurist saw fit to draw a thick red line around patriotic dignity and sovereignty. Under no circumstances would backstabbers and self-interested parasites be granted the hallowed privilege of calling themselves US citizens. After everything they've done, you can practically hear the venom dripping from the judge's voice as they delivered their career-ending ruling.
"We as a nation have witnessed firsthand how Prince Harry and his wife, the former Meghan Markle, have repeatedly and willfully abused the good graces of the very monarchy and institutions they stem from in their perpetual bids for money and fame. Time after time, credible accusations have come forth accusing the Duke of falsehoods, betrayal, even possible visa fraud and immigration violations on their quest to infiltrate American society under false pretenses. We've observed how they've lobbed baseless accusations of racism at the British crown for no reason other than self-promotion.
And through it all, these two shameless grifters have shown not even an iota of contrition or loyalty to the nation which lifted them from relative obscurity. No, instead, they've spun increasingly farcical tales of mistreatment and delusion as justification for bleeding the very people and culture that created them. In short, your calculated pattern of treachery, Mr. Wales, goes against the very moral fabric and patriotic backbone we expect of any American citizen, naturalized or otherwise. You have demonstrated beyond any shadow of a doubt that fraud and deception are your two guiding principles. Self-interest is your true monarch above all else."
