Delusional Duchess Meghan is throwing another one of her legendary tantrums because King Charles had the audacity to let Prince Andrew lead a memorial service instead of giving that prestigious role to Harry. Can you believe the absolute disrespect? How dare the monarch not give the pride of place to his exiled son?
Meghan's totally justified to be fuming, right? Her brave truth warrior husband deserves to be front and center, draped in all his stuffy working royal robes. But no, instead, Andrew, who's still a working royal maintaining ties in the UK, gets the VIP treatment. Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan have been putting up with the cold royal shoulder ever since... well, forever. According to some sources via Ola magazine – because, you know, we get all our hard-hitting royal sources from Spanish celeb rags, right? – Megan is beside herself. She feels cast aside and treated like the Wicked Witch of the West simply for speaking her mind.
Oh, the injustice of it all! And simply for speaking her mind! By accusing the royals of being inbred racists, claiming Meghan had to teach Harry about unconscious bias, and generally portraying herself as a persecuted saint. Oh, but wait a minute. Despite clawing their way free from the royal shackles and preaching constantly about financial independence and making their own way in the world, these two can't seem to resist the gravitational pull of the very system they claimed oppressed them.
Why else would they be so concerned about publicly representing the monarchy they disowned? Unless... gasp... could it be that Harry and Meghan's constant grandstanding about being silenced and cast aside by the firm is just a cynical ploy for sympathy? An underhanded scheme to keep themselves relevant in the public eye? Nah, surely not.
But let's continue indulging their delusions for a minute. Apparently, Harry has received ten times more flack for his family than Andrew ever had. You know, other than being globally mocked as a nuclear-level embarrassment, stripped of his titles and income, and expelled from public life after trying to solicit sex from a teenager. But sure, Meghan, your hub is the real victim here.
And make no mistake, this glaring double standard that has Meghan and all of her fans clutching their pearls is a direct result of racism. So, of course, there's a lot of veiled digs about the family's concern over Archie's skin. And of course, it couldn't possibly be because one party is still a working member of the royal family while the other two chose to abandon that life entirely.
No, slap a race label on it, and suddenly, the narrative writes itself. It's absolutely crazy! Meghan's deprived of their rightful place because the crusty racists apparently just couldn't handle the truth.
