According to reports, the royals-turned-professional grifters could soon find themselves scurrying off to a remote corner of New Zealand to lick their wounds after their sham US residency status gets explosively exposed on a global scale. That's right, these backstabbing clout chasers may be facing the reckoning they deserve!
For years, these two slippery opportunists have been gaming the system, leveraging Harry's name and recognition to weasel their way into the US on dubious terms. The skepticism from observant critics was practically palpable. After all, why else would a disgraced ex-royal, who literally penned a memoir admitting to rampant drug abuse and potential war crimes, be embraced with open arms in the land of the free?
At best, such a controversial figure like Harry should have been met with extreme scrutiny and caution by US immigration authorities. At worst, he represented a clear violation of the strict moral criteria for entry into the country. Yet somehow, this redheaded menace still slithered his way past the screening process and has been frolicking footloose through the mansions and millionaire enclaves of Southern California ever since.
He's been free to smear his own family from posh polo clubs and elite gatherings, becoming a tale of the border disguised as wounded self-exploration. But now, apparently, at long last, the corruption behind this egregious fraud is finally being blown wide open for the world to see.
Masked by talks of Trump threats and vague right-wing rumblings at first, the lid is now cracking on the full extent of Harry's illicit immigration history and potential criminal liability. Lying on his visa application, he's been enjoying a free ride, shaking down the US while flaunting the very principles our nation was founded on.
And don't just take my word for it. Even mainstream media talking head Michael Sceker felt compelled to address the whole visa bombshell on British TV after mocking the saga's candy floss clickbait for months. This smug pundit was suddenly backpedaling, admitting there may indeed be fire behind the smoke. He even went as far as to urge the perpetually self-victimizing Sussexes to promptly flee America!
Now, when Jon Stewart and other established progressive comedy jesters start mocking you, you know you've reached peak disaster. Can you just imagine the all-consuming panic and swirling miasma of performative outrage emitting from the Montecito mansion as the news broke? You just know Meghan is howling and hurling obscene accusations of racism about her time there.
So, because make no mistake, guys, having their illicit infiltration of American society revealed to the masses threatens to topple the entire house of embellished cards these two damaged goods have so carefully constructed. Without the protective cloak and clout afforded by their tenuous attachment to the British crown, a revoked visa could tear down every flimsy facade and manipulative scheme they've launched in a bid for stateside fame.
Their brand as semi-relatable outsiders taking on the establishment, the Sussex Royal lifestyle content hustle they so desperately pine for, could be gone without documentation. The rapidly diminishing but still flickering embers of public goodwill that remained after Harry's memoir uncorked its raging torrent of betrayal could be extinguished under the shame of the visa subterfuge.
Simply put, the entire Harry and Meghan persecution fable collapses if they're officially outed as immigration scammers. All that's left is the gross, repugnant reality they tried to obscure all along: two arrogant, undeserving rich kids blinded by an insatiable hunger for money and status.
So, might a full-blown scandalous deportation actually be the most clarifying and upsetting event to ever befall these thirsty grifters? The biggest win for truth and accountability since their faux charity work and constant tone-deaf identity crisis started infesting the cultural discourse?
