The Duke of Defected Merch himself, Harry "Windex" Hunter, and his latest fraudulent flex. He's been parading around in military ribbons like he's a seasoned veteran, but let me tell you, it's nothing but a PR stunt. Prince Harry's been playing soldier from the comfort of his California estate, decked out in military ribbons, and even giving out civil honors. But here's the kicker: he's honoring the same Derek Dust Waller who woke up from his cushy life to claim military service for a TV show!
It's filling the public with disinformation worth of an ensemble battlefield comedy. Come on, let's at least respect the comic's commitment to staying nude for his entire career instead of vainly trying to benefit from borrowed valor.
And what's even worse, beneath those ill-tailored ribbons, we find an operational service medal for Afghanistan. Apparently, Harry got it for "time served" while other soldiers bled out in the battlefield.
It's a mockery of the military, plain and simple. But Harry and his misses seem to think it's "uncol" for us common folk to point out their tomfoolery. Well, sorry, Princey Leaks, we have no reservations about calling out this kind of nonsense.
This is just live-action role-playing from a prince who never outgrew playing soldier. And now that he's facing the consequences of his actions, he's looking for any way to cling to his royal status.
