Because the Duke and Duchess of Delusion are about to get a reality check poured all over their sham marriage. If the whispers on the cyber streets prove true, poor Prince Harry may finally be preparing to free himself from the chains of narcissistic captivity. That's right, folks. This video is an emergency communique regarding divorce papers being prepared to dissolve Harry's excruciatingly self-immolating union with the one and only Meghan Markle. Yes, you read that correctly, fam. The world's saddest hostage situation since Patty Hearst is potentially coming to a merciful end in the form of legal separation.
There's no way Meghan would let her meal ticket slip away so easily, right? You're absolutely right. She's far too malignant and narcissistic to relinquish such currency without a knockdown, drag-out Battle Royale. This is the same sociopathic she-demon who brainwashed her own husband into torturing his family legacy.
Even now, years after detonating respect for himself among the very people who cherished him most, Harry remains delusional over his sorry state. Just check out this absurd quote from steamroll expert Angela Levan while dissecting the Sussex's recent unsanctioned royal tour of Nigeria: "He obviously is scared. I think he's very frightened of her. He loves her to pieces. He wants to please her, but she's a very difficult woman." Talk about a hostage video vibe.
The man has allowed the worst aspects of his inner demons to seize total control of his personhood. And to what miserable ends? He chose to flush away his noble birthright, titles, lucrative finances, and heaps of global goodwill, all to sate the ravenous ego of a Z-list actress.
Unsurprisingly, when left to our own devices, this viscountess of venom projected peak secondhand embarrassment during the Sussex Nigerian vanity exercise. The Duchess reduced herself to a caricature, prancing around pantsless in front of military men to feign authority she hasn't earned. Imagine the audacity of this declass darling hijacking her own husband's lifelong passion project.
So, will this new, single dad finally locate his compass after jettisoning his covert narcissistic captain? Currently, signs point to much self-loathing and denial ahead. But at least he'll regain freedom and rediscover who he was always meant to be beyond Meghan's funhouse mirrors.
