The redheaded prince has officially gone financially bankrupt, all because of his and his wife's insane greed and delusional expectations of an aristocratic lifestyle. The dude traded the entire family reputation and net worth just to be Meghan's little puppet for a few years, and look where it got him—living on Skid Row, eating ramen, and sleeping in a refrigerator box, all while his sociopathic spouse still thinks he's some kind of royalty. The way I'm hearing it, Meghan's ravenous spending and appetite for lavish lifestyles is what sunk their ship so fast. We all know wifey had expensive taste—from those hallway tennis bracelets to those $500,000 wardrobe rental ensembles. Then you factor in their insane overhead costs, paying off all their PR deformation squads, the disastrous Netflix and Spotify deals that failed spectacularly, funding their fake children CGI adventures, and greasing palms to pull off charity scams. It all adds up quickly when you are as shameless as these two grifters are.
Now, speaking of grifting, let's discuss the final nail in Harry's coffin—Meghan's $20 million Archewell shakedown in Nigeria. If you haven't heard the reports, this ruthless chick basically pulled an Aunt Viv and tried swindling the entire country with a fake charity. According to my sources on the ground, the Duchess showed up in Lagos acting like the second coming of Mother Teresa, making all these big promises about funding hospitals, schools, and women's shelters in exchange for millions in foreign aid money. Only she never planned to follow through. Turns out, the whole humanitarian facade was literally just an excuse to source cash and secure a few puff piece photo opportunities. Well, the Nigerian government wasn't playing the game and instantly shut Meghan's con down hard.
With no more charity scams to milk for income and their various business ventures flaming out amid their constant feuding and dishonest PR shenanigans, the well finally ran bone dry for Harry. He wasted his golden parachute from the royal family, spent every last single dime chasing credibility and clout, and now the dude is officially dead broke with no more tricks up his sleeve. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if they started an OnlyFans for Meghan's amateur foot archery content just to keep the lights on. Can you imagine the demonic rage radiating from that wig Meghan has been wearing ever since the truth came out? I'm sure she spent days cursing Harry out, spitting venom about his embarrassing public failure as a man to properly bankroll her billionaire fantasies. Behind closed doors, I'm sure that hellcat is riding him non-stop for blowing their entire illegal revenue stream on conspicuous consumption, forcing him to sell their castle-designed baby ephemera.
Seriously, the disastrous fallout we're seeing perfectly encapsulates the core character flaws of these two. Harry is an insecure, weak-willed man-child constantly chasing paternal approval from anyone who will give it to him. Meanwhile, Meghan is a malicious narcissist predator. Together, their toxicity reached explosive new levels of delusion, entitlement, and overreach, ultimately alienating every ally. At this point, the world has caught on to their schemes and mercilessly cut them off one by one. Netflix booted their butts after the docuseries slandering the Firm bombed hard. Publishers are backing off after the abysmal sales of their petty score-settling memoirs. Heck, even woke corporations like Disney and Spotify are avoiding them at this point.
