Comedians David Spade and Dana Carvey have taken aim at Meghan Markle, and it seems all of Hollywood is laughing along. The legendary Saturday Night Live alum Dana Carvey has returned to the spotlight, co-hosting a podcast with his friend and fellow SNL star David Spade. In a new episode, they mocked Meghan's latest venture, a lifestyle brand called American Riviera Orchard.
David Spade joked, "Meghan Markle and Prince Hank have a new company, and it's called something very not ostentatious, should we say? Oh yeah, it is American Riviera Orchard jelly."
Dana Carvey replied, "That's a mouthful, and I'm not talking about the jelly either."
Spade continued, "You know what? I think it's an easier one. That's my jam. That's not bad, right?"
Carvey added, "That's all right. I would have named it 'They Hate Me Because I'm Mixed Race' jelly."
Spade chimed in, "They hate me because I'm kind of a princess jelly."
Carvey continued, "They wouldn't give me a therapist when I needed a jelly."
Spade said, "I was on Suits, then I was a princess. I could be on Suits' reboot right now, which is my idea."
Spade also suggested Meghan should go on Suits and make a killing. Carvey agreed, saying she should go on as the host of Deal or No Deal, joking, "Hey, I'm ready to do Deal or No Deal jelly."
They mocked the idea of Meghan being back on Deal or No Deal, but with a twist: "It's Prince Hank," Spade said. "I'm going to walk in like it's Shark Tank and go, 'Hey sharks, Meghan and Harry, what if you're driving down the 405 and you're starving and you've got a bagel? Wouldn’t you like to pull out some traffic jam?'"
About a year ago, David Spade roasted Meghan on his podcast with a slew of hilarious casting couch innuendos, suggesting he knew all about her pre-Harry days and wasn’t impressed. Meghan's dream seems to be fading as famous comedians continue to mock her.
This revelation comes amid reports that Meghan Markle is reportedly in tears over the harsh criticism of her new lifestyle brand, American Riviera Orchard. She announced the venture in March, teasing fans with vague details about the brand. Interest quickly waned when no further information was provided, forcing Meghan to prepare for a massive PR drive to salvage her image before the launch.
Meghan's spokesperson, Tom Quinn, explained that she was devastated by the lukewarm reception, especially after the backlash over her new jam. The brand launch was widely mocked for being expensive and unimpressive. Meghan now feels that anything she does will be unfairly criticized. Like her husband, she believes people are picking on her unjustly and can’t understand why her work isn’t admired.
Meghan thinks that merely existing or using her titles should make people fawn over her, but reality has proven otherwise. Her brand image is now deeply ingrained, and she can’t change it. South Park's portrayal of her as an empty head that Harry only hears an echo from has cemented this perception, with Hollywood continuing to mock or ignore her.
