Poor Meghan Markle—just when she thought she had cornered the market on all things chic and stylish, along comes Diane Keaton to rain on her parade. It seems that Harry's wife now faces a new rival in the world of lifestyle branding, and it’s none other than the iconic Diane Keaton.
One can almost hear the sound of dishes smashing in Montecito as Meghan learns of this latest development. Diane Keaton, the beloved actress known for her roles in classics like Annie Hall and *The First Wives Club*, has long been a style icon, celebrated for her distinctive, enviable fashion sense. From her signature oversized hats to her quirky yet sophisticated California homes, Keaton has made a name for herself in interior design. Now, at 78, she’s taking it up a notch by teaming with Hudson Grace for their first-ever collaboration. This new line features a range of decor, kitchenware, and even pet accessories—stylish and accessible, with items starting at a reasonable $80.
This stands in stark contrast to Meghan’s extravagant and elusive lifestyle products. One can only imagine Meghan’s reaction to this news: Diane Keaton, with her effortless style and decades of experience, seems to embody everything Meghan aspires to be. Keaton’s collaboration is a perfect reflection of her intelligent, independent, and slightly quirky personality. Meghan, on the other hand, is still struggling to establish her own identity in the high-end lifestyle market, where her attempts at sophistication often come across as forced and contrived.
Adding salt to the wound, Keaton’s collection is already available for purchase, unlike Meghan’s much-hyped American Riviera Orchard brand, which remains shrouded in mystery. Launched with much fanfare in March, the brand has yet to produce any actual products, leaving many to wonder if it’s all just smoke and mirrors. Meghan has managed to send out a few jars of strawberry jam to her celebrity friends, but beyond that, there’s been little to show for the so-called strong start of her new venture. Reports indicate that the Sussexes have cycled through nearly 20 staff members, many citing the couple’s demanding nature as the reason for the high turnover. It seems working for Meghan and Harry is far from the glamorous gig one might expect.
Meanwhile, Diane Keaton’s collaboration with Hudson Grace is being hailed as a triumph, with fans and critics alike praising the collection’s blend of style and practicality. It’s clear that Keaton knows what she’s doing, and her success only highlights Meghan’s struggles in the same arena. While Keaton’s products reflect years of experience and refined design, Meghan’s brand seems to be floundering without clear direction or leadership in sight. As Meghan continues to court investors and plan pop-up events in a desperate bid to get her brand off the ground, one can’t help but wonder if she’s biting off more than she can chew.
After all, style isn’t something you can buy or manufacture—it’s something you’re born with, and Diane Keaton has it in spades. Meghan, on the other hand, appears to be floundering amidst a sea of overpriced jam jars and dog biscuits, struggling to convince the world she’s more than just a former actress and royal. As Diane Keaton’s collaboration takes off, Meghan Markle might want to take a step back and reflect on what’s truly going wrong with her own brand. Perhaps it’s time for her to stop competing with the likes of Keaton and focus on finding her own authentic voice—if such a thing exists. In the meantime, Meghan’s dreams of lifestyle domination are starting to look more like a pipe dream.
