In a recent exposé by *The Hollywood Reporter*, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle find themselves at the center of yet another scathing critique. The article, which has quickly become the talk of the town, reveals just how far the Sussexes have fallen from grace. It’s as if the universe has collectively decided to throw shade their way, with this piece serving as the latest example.
The article begins with a humorous take on the couple’s public relations misadventures, showcasing their spectacular failure to retain any competent advisors. It highlights a series of high-profile exits from their team, each departure seeming more dramatic than the last. The common thread? The realization that Harry and Meghan are, quite simply, a public relations nightmare.
Among the latest to part ways with the couple is Josh Kettler, who resigned from his position as Chief of Staff after just three months. The article cheekily questions the necessity of such a title when it’s clear the couple’s role has devolved into a series of cringeworthy media stunts. What exactly does a Chief of Staff do when their employers prefer stumbling through PR crises on their own?
Adding to the list of those who couldn’t tolerate the Sussex circus is Tanya Global, their former press secretary. Global reportedly left due to the couple’s stubborn refusal to heed professional advice, underscoring a recurring theme: Meghan’s penchant for disregarding those hired to manage her image. Instead of listening to experts, she seems to prefer making decisions that only further damage her already fragile public image.
Previously, Keleigh Thomas Morgan, a partner at Sunshine Sachs, began representing Meghan Markle while she was still acting on *Suits*. When Meghan and Harry became engaged, Morgan added him to the roster and later assisted the couple in establishing their internal communications operation upon their move to California. According to sources speaking to *The Hollywood Reporter*, Morgan ceased representing them around 2020 because the Sussexes allegedly stopped compensating Sunshine Sachs for its services.
The article doesn’t hold back on critiquing Meghan’s over-the-top attempts at self-promotion. Her recent bookstore visit, for instance, was described as a classic case of Meghan being Meghan—an event rife with self-promotion and exaggerated fashion statements. It’s almost as if she’s competing with herself to see how outlandish she can get before the public starts tuning out altogether.
One particularly amusing point in the exposé is Meghan’s supposed attitude of gratitude. The article mocks this supposed newfound outlook as a feeble attempt to mask her true nature. It lampoons Meghan’s yoga and spa attitude, dismissing it as a superficial gimmick that fails to resonate with the public. The image of Meghan preaching gratitude while engaging in self-absorbed antics provides endless fodder for ridicule.
Furthermore, the article reveals the Sussexes’ notorious habit of frequently changing their minds—a trait that apparently frustrates their staff. From shifting PR strategies to flip-flopping on major decisions, it seems that Harry and Meghan’s inability to stick to a plan has become a running joke among those who have had the misfortune of working with them.
Another highlight is the description of Meghan’s alleged angry 5 a.m. emails, painting a picture of a woman who is as pleasant as she is during the rest of the day. The notion that Meghan would spend her mornings sending out irate missives rather than focusing on actual work is both amusing and telling.
The article wraps up with a critique of Harry’s supposed charm, portrayed as a mere façade masking a lack of substance. It mockingly questions whether Harry’s charm is merely a figment of public imagination, given his tendency to be overshadowed by Meghan’s more dramatic antics.
