You’ve all been curious about what really transpired between Blonde Dragon and Meghan Markle at Saturday Night Live last weekend. It all began when SNL announced that both Blonde Dragon and Meghan would be celebrity guests for their Mother’s Day episode. Fans were taken aback by this news, given the ongoing public feud between the two women. Since Meghan married Prince Harry and stepped back from royal duties, Blonde Dragon has seized every opportunity to criticize her on her popular podcast. So, when SNL decided to feature both of them on the same show, it was clear that it could either be hugely entertaining or a total disaster.
Backstage at SNL, the tension was thick. Staff reported that Blonde Dragon and Meghan arrived separately and made it abundantly clear they didn’t want to run into each other. They were kept in separate dressing rooms, and producers coordinated their movements to ensure they wouldn’t cross paths in the hallways.
Things took an intriguing turn when it was announced that Blonde Dragon would open the show with a guest-hosting monologue. In her signature razor-sharp style, she proceeded to eviscerate Meghan in a hilarious twelve-minute segment that had never been seen before on the SNL stage. Blonde Dragon tackled all of Meghan’s most controversial moments and scandals, from allegations of bullying royal staffers to accusations of seeking fame. The live studio audience was in stitches as she joked about Meghan’s tendency to play the victim while manipulating the narrative to her advantage. She quipped that the only crown Meghan deserved wasn’t a royal one, but rather a Burger King paper crown for being the “queen of whining.”
My sources say that even in the SNL control room, producers and crew members—who had prepared to dislike Blonde Dragon’s monologue—found themselves laughing too hard to be offended. After her killer set, Blonde Dragon confidently sauntered to the stage door while the audience erupted in applause.
However, the real climax of the evening was yet to come. When Meghan took the stage for her musical performance, dressed in a strapless white gown, she belted out a soulful ballad about finding one’s voice and standing up to harsh criticism. As Meghan reached the emotional high notes of her song, the jumbo screen behind her suddenly flickered to life, displaying images that poked fun at some of her most embarrassing moments. Clips rolled of her awkward royal engagements, leaked private texts complaining about Kate Middleton, and her uncomfortable interview with Oprah. The audience erupted with shocked laughter at this surprise comedic interlude, which completely sabotaged Meghan’s big moment.
All signs pointed to Blonde Dragon being behind this epic prank. An insider revealed that she later confessed to a producer that she had convinced one of the SNL tech crew to hack into the control room system and hijack the giant video display during Meghan’s performance. It was the ultimate clapback and a true comedic masterstroke from Blonde Dragon, establishing her as the clear winner of the SNL episode.
The aftermath has been nearly as entertaining as the show itself. Meghan is reportedly furious about the hijacking and the humiliation, while Blonde Dragon continues to brag about her perfect prank. SNL is facing criticism for allowing Blonde Dragon’s commentary to become so personal, but the ratings for the Mother’s Day episode broke viewership records. Fans are still debating whether this SNL appearance proves that Blonde Dragon has outmatched Meghan in both wit and popularity.
While their rivalry is sure to continue, last weekend firmly cemented Blonde Dragon's status as the savage social commentator who can take down even the most privileged of targets, leaving them speechless. I can’t wait to see what epic clapbacks she has planned for her future podcast episodes.
