It seems Meghan Markle is in a bit of a bind with her investors over her ambitious venture, the American Riviera Orchard. Reports indicate that Meghan is facing backlash that feels hotter than a summer day in Malibu, and her reputation is taking a dive faster than her royal aspirations.
A public relations expert recently weighed in on Meghan's predicament, expressing concerns that investors are becoming increasingly wary of her brand. After all, who wouldn't have reservations when the person behind the brand is more notorious for her royal antics than for any business acumen? According to this expert, if they were an investor, they would be pulling their money out faster than you can say "difficult Duchess."
Struggling to hire a CEO for a brand that seems to have lost its appeal, Meghan is reportedly gearing up for a relaunch, which may involve a name change. Imagine that—the American Riviera Orchard brand could become more of a cautionary tale than a glamorous venture.
Launched months ago, the venture has produced absolutely nothing; not a single product has hit the shelves, and her Instagram page is quieter than a royal family gathering. The last we heard, Meghan attempted to steal the spotlight during Princess Katherine's return to royal duties by posting some lackluster promotions for a dog biscuit brand. Rumors suggest that the brand may pivot to launch a bottle of rosé as its first product. Really? Wine? That's the big reveal?
According to sources, it apparently makes “infinite commercial sense” to launch wine as the first offering. But how can that make sense when previous promotions revolved around dog biscuits and jam? Meghan’s public image is sinking faster than a Kardashian relationship, and if people aren’t buying into Meghan, they certainly won’t buy into what she’s trying to sell. It’s a classic case of “you can’t polish a turd.” Investors beware—if they think this brand is sinking faster than the Titanic, they’re probably right.
To make matters worse, the American Riviera Orchard name is also on shaky ground. Reports indicate that the trademark office has rejected her application to trademark the name. So not only is Meghan battling a sinking ship of a brand, but she also needs to rebrand entirely. If I were an investor, I’d be sweating bullets right now.
The big question remains: how long until investors finally throw in the towel? My guess is T-minus 10 minutes, especially since no one wants to gamble their money on a brand that’s barely afloat, with its captain potentially being a tyrant dictator in high heels. Investors must be feeling the heat and likely considering their exit strategy before they find themselves in the deep end with Meghan.
Fans have taken to social media, expressing disbelief and scorn over Meghan Markle’s American Riviera Orchard news. Many are astonished that she even has investors, given the lack of a solid business plan, tangible products, or even a trademark—not to mention her questionable business experience. One fan remarked, “Rachel Markle was nothing, and will be nothing. Epic failure.” The consensus seems to be that no one wants what she’s trying to sell.
Critics are baffled by her apparent inability to feel embarrassment or learn from her mistakes. Observers wonder what’s wrong with her as they witness her repeatedly stumbling through the same missteps without any apparent growth or insight.
