Meghan is playing Harry like an absolute fiddle—it’s unbelievable! Their so-called charity, which I’m using air quotes for, because let’s be real, the only thing they seem charitable toward is their own bank accounts. This foundation has been gifted over $6 million in grants over the last couple of years. But here’s the catch: where’s the money? It’s vanished!
The IRS—the folks who make sure we all pay—want to know what happened to these missing millions. It’s as if Harry and Meghan have taken a page right out of a Hollywood heist movie!
Earlier this year, their charity was branded a delinquent and not in good standing by charity officials. I mean, come on! If that doesn’t set off alarm bells, I don’t know what will. And here’s the kicker: all this is happening just as Harry and Meghan are already neck-deep in the worst PR nightmare of their post-royal lives. Talk about kicking them while they’re down—except in this case, they’ve tripped over their own feet!
Now, I know some of you might be thinking, “But come on, maybe it’s just a misunderstanding. Maybe there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation.” To that, I say, really? Have you been paying attention to these two? Everything they touch turns into a circus—but not the fun kind with clowns and all that. No, no, no!
Let’s not forget this is the same couple that couldn’t hack it as working royals because it was too much pressure and scrutiny. They wanted privacy, so they fled to the most private place they could think of—Hollywood. Makes sense, right? And now they’re running a charity that can’t seem to keep track of millions of dollars. It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion, only the car is made out of solid gold!
But here’s what really gets me: while all of this is happening, while they’re potentially misplacing millions that were meant for charity, they’re still out there preaching to us about compassion. The hypocrisy is unbelievable! But I digress; we’re here to talk about the financial fiasco.
Now, some of you are speculating that their charity has been propped up by a handful of wealthy donors, and if that’s true, then boy, do we have some crazy stories ahead! Let’s break it down: in the 2022-2023 financial year, their charity supposedly received $6 million from charitable donations—$1,050 from a whopping bag! But here’s where it gets weird: in 2022, they only declared grants of a million dollars each from donors. Now, I’m no wizard, but something doesn’t add up here!
And you know what? This whole mess just proves what I’ve been saying all along: Meghan is nothing but a zealous actress who saw a chance to hit the big time and sank her claws into our poor unsuspecting Harry. Think about it: before Meghan, Harry was the cheeky, lovable prince—a bit of a wild child, sure, but he was our wild child! He served his country and started incredible charities like the Invictus Games. Now, he’s a shadow of his former self. Every time he makes a public appearance, it’s like watching a hostage video; his eyes scream “Help me,” but his mouth spouts woke nonsense.
It truly breaks my heart. I remember the old Harry—the one who was thick as thieves with William, the one who brought laughter and life into the royal family. And Meghan? Don’t even get me started! She walked into the royal family like she was doing them a favor, turned everything upside down, and then had the audacity to play the victim when things didn’t go her way. She wanted all the perks of royalty without any of the responsibility. And when she didn’t get her way, she took her ball and went home. Only home turned out to be a never-ending PR campaign—every other week, there’s a new podcast, a new book deal, or a Netflix special. It’s unbelievable!
Now, we have this financial mess: millions of dollars unaccounted for, the IRS sniffing around, and charity officials giving them the side-eye. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck! But you know what? Part of me isn’t even surprised because this is exactly what happens when you let someone like Meghan into the fold. She’s not royalty; she’s not even an actress. She’s just a social climber.
So what happens next? I’ll be watching their charity’s tax returns like a hawk, and I bet the IRS will be too. Because if those missing millions don’t show up, if there isn’t a rock-solid explanation for where all the money went, they could find themselves in hot water. And part of me hopes they do because it’s time for them to face the consequences!
As we wait for another shoe to drop in this financial fiasco, let’s brace ourselves for whatever attention-seeking stunt Meghan and Harry will pull next. And let’s take a moment to appreciate the royals who are doing it right. As for Meghan and Harry?
