Last week, our favorite Z-lister, the one and only Meghan Markle, decided to grace us with her presence at the LA Children's Hospital Gala. Meghan was just there for the photos and the spotlight. This is Meghan, the one who thinks she’s too good for the royal family. We’re talking about the same woman who ditched her loving family! Our source for this juicy tidbit is none other than Lizzie Cundy, a British socialite who used to be best buddies with Meghan. According to Lizzie, when Meghan walked in, there wasn’t exactly a warm welcome—no red carpet, no fanfare, just crickets, folks.
Self-proclaimed diva Meghan loves being the center of attention, but here’s the kicker: Lizzie says Meghan was barely there! She showed up, posed for some photos, and then poof—gone in a cloud of smoke. It’s as if she’s allergic to actual charity work or something. I can’t say for sure how she interacts with people, but let’s talk about the dress for a second, shall we?
Our dear Meghan recycled a Carolina Herrera number from 2021. Recycling is great for the planet, of course, but unless you’re making a big statement, it can come across as desperate. But wait, it gets even better! Meghan had the audacity to joke with a kid there about it being their bedtime. Really? That’s the best you could come up with? Then she tried to play the role of a mom mentoring her own ghost kids!
Now let’s not forget the elephant in the room—or should I say the prince who wasn’t in the room? That’s right, folks. While Meghan was busy playing paparazzi dress-up, Harry was off on his own little adventure—a quasi-royal tour, if you will. Apparently, you can quit being a royal, trash-talk your family to Oprah, and still play pretend when it suits you. Make it make sense, people!
But here’s the real tea, and it’s bitter: Lizzie Cundy hit the nail on the head when she said Meghan needs LA more than LA needs her. Boom! It’s a real massive Tinseltown mic drop moment. But surprise, surprise—LA is definitely not buying what she’s selling. You see, folks, while LA may be the land of make-believe, they can smell a phony from a mile away. Meghan is giving off more fake vibes than a Kardashian family reunion.
Let’s not forget that Meghan couldn’t wait to escape the institution that she’s been dragging through the mud for the past few years. Let’s just say the welcome mat isn’t exactly rolled out for her anymore. And can we talk about the audacity? Meghan ghosted Lizzie Cundy the moment she got her claws into Harry—just like she ghosted her own family.
Now, I’m not saying Meghan’s some kind of evil mastermind here, but that would imply she’s got the brains to pull off a master plan. What we’re seeing here is a classic case of “be careful what you wish for.” Our dear Meghan wanted out of the royal family so badly; she wanted to be a big Hollywood star. Well, congratulations, Meg—you got what you wanted.
The sad part—and I hate to admit this—is that Harry and Meghan could do some real good with charity work. They’ve got the platform and the connections. But are they actually putting in the hard work? It breaks my heart to see what has become of our Harry. Remember the good old days when he was the cheeky prince, always up for a laugh and supporting William and Kate? Now look at him, off on his quasi-royal tour while his wife plays dress-up in LA. It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion.
But you know what? Maybe this is the wake-up call Meghan needed. Maybe she’s finally realizing that without Harry, without the royal connection, she’s just another wannabe in a city full of them. So what’s next for our dear Duchess? Will she finally wake up and smell the coffee? Will she realize that maybe she had it pretty good with her whole family? Or will she double down and drag Harry even further into her delusional world? Only time will tell.
But one thing’s for sure: I’ll be here, keeping a close eye on the drama. Because let’s face it, as much as we might roll our eyes at Meghan’s antics, we can’t help but watch this real-life soap opera unfold. So until next time, this is me, your friendly neighborhood critic, signing off. Keep it real, keep it royal, and for heaven's sake, if you’re going to a charity gala, at least stick around long enough to pretend you care!
