Recent whispers from Netflix suggest that Meghan Markle’s fall from grace has been quicker than a poorly scripted reality show. In a surprising turn of events, it seems that even the most powerful executives in Hollywood are scratching their heads and questioning, “Why is she here?”
According to insider reports, a crisis meeting took place over the weekend involving a certain streaming CEO and a group of high-profile director-producer duos. Their mission? To dissect the perplexing presence of Meghan Markle on the glamorous celebrity circuit. This gathering was far from a casual coffee chat; it was a full-blown examination of why Markle continues to grace Hollywood with her presence. The findings? No one seems to know why she’s there. It’s almost comical to think that in a town driven by fame, talent, and a sprinkle of scandal, Markle is regarded as utterly pointless. Her appearances feel more like a desperate bid for relevance than genuine contributions to the entertainment landscape.
Is it any wonder that one insider claimed Hollywood has collectively turned its back on her? To add more fuel to the fire, rumors are swirling that Netflix—the very platform that once championed the Sussexes’ content—is thoroughly unimpressed with their output. Reports indicate that Netflix is fed up, and the couple’s lucrative deal may not be renewed. Matthew Belloni, co-founder of a prominent entertainment company, didn’t hold back when he described the Netflix collaboration as one of the worst deals of Hollywood’s Peak TV era.
And let’s not forget the much-discussed mockumentary. While it did draw in views, it was hardly considered a work of art. Critics argue that it primarily thrived on the sensationalism of bashing the British monarchy—a tactic that seems to have lost its charm. Other projects have also met with dismal outcomes; the animated series was scrapped, and the much-anticipated cooking show has been pushed back to 2025, leaving it languishing in limbo.
Perhaps the most tantalizing piece of gossip comes from an ex-staffer who spilled the beans about Markle’s alleged sense of entitlement. According to their claims, her whole persona reeks of contempt and an astounding level of entitlement, as if marrying a prince granted her some cosmic right to be a Hollywood star. She waltzes into Tinseltown expecting special treatment simply because of her royal ties. It’s almost laughable—Hollywood isn’t as impressed with lineage as Markle may have thought.
Reports suggest that industry insiders are less than thrilled about her constant quest for attention without delivering results. It’s akin to bringing a dish to a potluck but forgetting to cook anything. And speaking of missed opportunities, let’s discuss Prince Harry’s upcoming polo documentary, which Netflix executives reportedly find disheartening. The show features Harry so little that it has been mockingly dubbed the “Nacho Show.” When your documentary about a sport barely features its star player, you know there’s a problem. It’s almost as if Netflix is asking, “Who thought this was a good idea?”
As the streaming giant navigates this murky sea of mediocrity, the Sussexes’ star continues to dim, with murmurs that they may have worn out their welcome in Hollywood. One can’t help but wonder if Meghan’s royal past is becoming less of a blessing and more of a burden.
