Now, I’ve witnessed my fair share of shameless publicity stunts, but this latest move by none other than Meghan Markle truly takes the cake—frosting and all. Our favorite attention-seeking celebrities, masquerading as royalty, are at it again.
So, Meghan decided to grace a group of unsuspecting tweens at Girls Inc. of Greater Santa Barbara with her presence for some newfangled program about social media. Now, don’t get me wrong; teaching kids about social media is important. Heaven knows we need more of that education these days. But she brought out the big guns—Meghan, Oprah Winfrey, and Melinda French Gates are supposedly backing this venture. Talk about name-dropping!
But here’s where it gets really rich: during this little power hour, our drama queen extraordinaire reportedly shared her experience of being one of the most bullied people in the world. Let’s be real here—Meghan wouldn’t recognize true bullying if it hit her in her designer handbag. What she’s experiencing is called consequences, my friends. Consequences for manipulating a beloved prince.
And speaking of our favorite royal lapdog, where was Prince Harry during all this? Probably off somewhere practicing his “yes, dear” routine!
Now, let’s talk about the sheer audacity of this woman. She has the nerve to preach about digital wellness when she and her puppet prince have been nothing but a toxic presence in the media landscape. The hypocrisy is dizzying. Remember, this is the same duo that couldn’t stop whining about privacy, yet they seem to relish the spotlight.
And don’t even get me started on this parents' network they supposedly launched. As if Meghan is in any position to give parenting advice! Last I checked, using your children as PR props and airing your family’s dirty laundry for the world to see doesn’t exactly scream “Parent of the Year.”
What really gets to me, dear viewers, is the way Meghan manages to insert herself into this seemingly noble cause. You can practically see the dollar signs in her eyes! It’s a slap in the face to all the genuine, hardworking people out there who are actually trying to make a difference. People like our beloved Kate and William, who carry out their duties with grace, dignity, and genuine intention.
Let’s not forget the true victims in all of this: the royal family. Can you imagine the pain and embarrassment they’ve endured? My heart goes out to Queen Camilla, King Charles, and especially William and Kate.
Mark my words, the British public isn’t fooled. We see right through Meghan’s paper-thin facade. We know a charlatan when we see one, and Meghan is the queen of charlatans. It’s high time someone calls her out for what she really is: a spotlight-hungry diva.
To all you Meghan apologists out there, wake up and smell the coffee! This woman is not the feminist icon or charitable do-gooder she pretends to be. She’s a manipulator, playing everyone like a fiddle.
Meghan, if by some miracle you’re watching this, I have a message for you: give it up! The jig is up. We’re onto you, and no amount of photo ops with children or name-dropping will change that. It’s time to bow out gracefully and let the true royals—the ones who understand duty, honor, and service—take the stage.
So, dear viewers, I implore you: don’t fall for the charade. Support the real royals, the ones dedicating their lives to public service, like William and Kate. As for Harry, we can only hope he wakes up from whatever spell Meghan has cast on him and remembers who he truly is. Until then, we’ll have to endure more of these publicity stunts.
Don’t let the Meghan Markles of this world pull the wool over your eyes. This has been me, your friendly neighborhood critic, bringing you the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the raw family’s biggest embarrassment. Until next time, keep calm and carry on!
