We all know that Harry and Meghan—well, I should say, the Duchess of Delusion and the Puppet Prince—have been crying to anyone who’ll listen about how they were allegedly abandoned by the palace. But guess what? The truth has now come out, and it’s more scandalous than a Christmas pudding! Robert Hardman’s new book about King Charles is spilling some serious tea, and folks, this is making Meghan and Harry’s Oprah interview look as truthful as a three-bob note!
Remember how Harry sat there looking like a lost puppy, telling Oprah that they left because they felt unsupported? Well, turns out that story was about as real as Meghan’s acting career in Hollywood. Behind the scenes, the palace staff—the real unsung heroes—were going above and beyond to help these two. They got more support than a Victorian corset! In fact, the palace was actually creating an entirely new framework for how to handle younger royals, thinking it could set a precedent for generations to come.
But here’s where it gets wild, my friends. According to Hardman’s book, the palace even seconded expert staff from Clarence House to assist them. Expert staff, no less! But guess what? Our dear Duchess couldn’t trust them. Now, let that sink in for a moment. When you turn your nose up at professionals who have served the royal family for years, what does that tell you? This speaks volumes about who’s really causing all the drama.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on this whole “sir and madam” business at the Invictus Games. Here we have Harry and Meghan, who claim to be modern progressives, demanding formal titles. Meanwhile, Prince William—the actual future King of England—was just out there, serving Christmas dinner to the homeless, simply going by “William.” Can we take a moment to appreciate the class of our future king?
Speaking of William, did you see that video of him volunteering at the homeless shelter? Just 17 seconds of pure class. No titles, no drama, just service. Meanwhile, Harry and Meghan are over in Montecito, probably practicing their curtsies in front of the bathroom mirror.
And let’s talk about Meghan’s “linked, not ranked” comment to Gloria Steinem—seriously? This is the same woman who insists on formal titles while living in California. Make it make sense, people. She wants to be “linked, not ranked” until it’s convenient for her to pull rank. It’s like watching an actor who’s forgotten they’re no longer in character.
Now, let’s talk about those famous claims Harry made about being "cut off" financially. Remember when they told Oprah they were left high and dry? Well, it turns out King Charles gave them a substantial sum when they flounced off to America. But when you're trying to play the victim on the global stage, little details like facts don’t seem to matter much, do they?
And how about the infamous car chase in New York? Apparently, it was so "catastrophic" that only they experienced it. The mayor, the police, and even the taxi driver seemed to have been watching a completely different movie! Then there’s Harry preaching about climate change while hopping on private jets like they’re Ubers. Oh, and don’t forget their claim that they left the UK because they didn’t feel safe—only to move to a country with more guns than people. You couldn’t make this stuff up. But they sure try.
Let me share something personal with you, my lovely viewers. I’ve been covering the royal family for years, and I’ve never seen anything quite like this. It’s like watching a reality TV show where half the cast didn’t get the memo about what’s going on. One minute they’re preaching about universal service, and the next, their idea of service seems to be posting on Instagram and delivering the occasional speech for an eye-watering fee.
And can we talk about their charity work? Or should I say the distinct lack of it? Harry claims his life is all about charity, but the Archewell Foundation seems as active as a sloth on sleeping pills. Meanwhile, look at Catherine and William—out there every single day making real change, no complaints, no drama. Just pure dedication to duty.
Now, let’s talk about how the palace is finally setting the record straight. They’re doing it with elegance—no dramatic statements, no outbursts—just calmly presenting the facts through respected authors and journalists. It’s like watching a masterclass in how to handle difficult relatives. And you know what really gets me? The way they keep trying to have it both ways. They want privacy but keep doing tell-all interviews. They want independence but keep using their royal titles. They want to be seen as victims but live in a multimillion-dollar mansion. Make it make sense!
Now, with all this new information coming out, the narrative is becoming as solid as a chocolate teapot. The palace didn’t abandon them—they abandoned their duties. They weren’t left without support—they rejected the support. They weren’t pushed out—they chose to leave. And now, they’re rewriting history faster than Meghan can say, “I never Googled Harry.”
And let’s be real—this latest revelation is just the tip of the iceberg. I’ve got a feeling there’s plenty more where this came from. The palace has receipts, and they’re not afraid to use them. It’s like watching a slow, polite British version of a takedown, and I’m here for it.
What breaks my heart in all of this is watching what it’s doing to the royal family. King Charles, despite everything, still tries to maintain a relationship with his younger son, while Prince William has had to watch his brother choose a path that’s led him further away from everything they stand for. Catherine, on the other hand, has just carried on with grace under fire.
But at the end of the day, maybe it’s all for the best. The monarchy has survived for a thousand years because it knows how to adapt and evolve. And sometimes, evolution means letting go of things that no longer serve it. William and Catherine are showing us the future of the monarchy—service without drama, duty without complaints, privilege with responsibility.
