With Trump back in power, our favorite runaway royal, Harry, might be facing something far scarier than a family reunion at Sandringham. I’m talking about the potential of deportation. Can you imagine? From Prince of England to a deportee—that’s a plot twist if I've ever heard one.
Remember when Harry spilled all those raw secrets in Spare, bragging about his past indiscretions? Well, those admissions might be coming back to haunt him in ways he never imagined. You see, when you apply for a US visa, you have to be upfront about certain things like drug use or criminal behavior—fun stuff like that. And Harry didn’t shy away from writing about it in his book. The Heritage Foundation has been fighting hard in a legal battle to get Harry’s visa application made public. Under the Biden administration, they’ve been protecting him like some kind of national treasure, but now that Trump’s back in power, things might be different. Trump has made it clear: "I wouldn’t protect him. He betrayed the Queen—that's unforgivable." Those are Trump's words, not mine.
Now, let’s appreciate the irony here. Harry and Meghan thought they were so clever by running off to America, seeking privacy while leaving their royal duties behind. But now, they might be facing the most public scrutiny they've ever seen. Meanwhile, William and Catherine continue to serve the British people with grace and dignity, while Harry may be filling out deportation paperwork.
Trump has been remarkably consistent about his feelings towards the Sussexes. He called Harry "whipped." Honestly, it’s heartbreaking to see what Harry’s become. From a respected Prince serving in Afghanistan to someone who can’t make a move without consulting his wife’s PR team. The transformation has been tragic to watch.
Speaking of PR, let’s talk about how quiet Sunshine Sachs has been. Usually, they’re spinning stories faster than a washing machine, but on this issue? Crickets. Maybe even they realize some things can’t be spun into a positive narrative.
What’s the most delicious part of all this? Harry did this to himself. Every time he opened his mouth—whether it was on Oprah, every page of Spare, or every Netflix doc moment—he was essentially building his own case for why he might have been less than truthful on his visa application. Think about it. This is the same man who thought he could modernize the monarchy in just 18 months. The same man who complained about being financially cut off while living in a $40 million mansion. And now? He might have to face the consequences. It’s like Christmas has come early for royal watchers.
And here’s where it gets even more fascinating: Trump’s relationship with the late Queen Elizabeth II. He’s spoken multiple times about how much he respected her and how disgracefully Harry and Meghan treated her. Now that he’s back in power, don’t you think he might want to set things right?
Let’s not forget about Meghan. Can you imagine the panic right now? No more private jets, no more polo matches, no more paparazzi strolls—she might actually have to face real consequences for their actions. Maybe she’ll try to spin it and call deportation a form of "humanitarian activism"—but we all know better.
What gets me, though, is the contrast between the Sussexes and the working royals. King Charles is still showing up for his people. Princess Catherine is gracefully balancing motherhood and royal duties. Camilla is stepping up magnificently to support her husband. On the other hand? We have Netflix deals, tell-all books, and now potentially, visa troubles. It’s like a master class in how to destroy your reputation in under five years.
And let’s not forget the media outlets—those same ones that used to fawn over the Sussexes. Now? Silence. No more puff pieces about them living their best life in California. No more articles about how they’re disrupting the monarchy. The reality is finally catching up to this dodgy duo, and it’s glorious to watch.
Remember when they first fled to America with all their grand plans to build a billion-dollar brand, become the next Obamas, and change the world through their "compassion in action"? Well, now it looks like the only action they might be taking is filling out immigration paperwork.
And here’s something else to think about: Trump specifically mentioned how much he disliked Harry and Meghan getting US security protection. As someone who knows what goes into these decisions, he doesn’t think they should get special treatment.
Let’s also consider the timing. Just when Meghan is trying to rebrand herself with whatever that "American Riviera Orchard" thing is supposed to be—jam and kitchen towels? That’s the best they could come up with? You couldn’t write better comedy.
If Harry faces deportation, it would mean no more hiding behind those high Montecito walls. No more pretending to be an American royal. He might actually have to face his family and explain himself. Can you imagine that awkward conversation?
And let’s not forget about all those lucrative deals they’ve signed: Netflix, Spotify, speaking engagements. What happens if Harry can’t legally stay in the US? Will Meghan follow him back to the UK? I think we all know the answer to that one.
The Heritage Foundation’s case is particularly interesting because they’re asking some simple questions: If Harry admitted to drug use in his book, what exactly did he declare on his visa application? It’s not rocket science, folks. Either he told the truth on the application, in which case, how was it approved? Or he didn’t—and that’s a whole different problem.
Trump’s made it clear: no special treatment. And isn’t that refreshing after years of watching Harry and Meghan seek the spotlight, demand security, and trash their family? Enough is enough.
And while all this is happening, William and Catherine continue to carry on with no drama—just dedication. The contrast couldn’t be more stark. On one side, we have duty, dignity, and dedication. On the other, Netflix deals, tell-all books, and now potential visa troubles. It’s like watching someone destroy their reputation in under five years.
It’s fascinating to watch how far Harry has fallen. From being one of the most beloved royals to potentially being kicked out of his adopted country—that’s quite a journey. And all because he couldn’t handle being the spare.
So, what do you think, my loyal viewers? Will Trump follow through? Will Harry face deportation? And most importantly, will Meghan’s jam business survive without him? Drop your thoughts in the comments below. And remember, when we all thought the Sussex saga couldn’t get any more dramatic, here we are. Keep watching this space. I have a feeling this story is far from over. And who knows? Maybe next time we chat, Harry will be house-hunting in Canada again.
