King Charles and Prince William were standing tall at the Cenotaph, honoring our fallen heroes with the dignity and respect they deserve, guess who was sitting in Montecito, probably crying into his Netflix millions? That's right—our very own Prince Harry, or should I say, the Duke of Desperation.
Reports are coming in that Harry has been making desperate pleas to Daddy Charles to let him back into the fold, particularly for the Cenotaph service. But Charles, bless him, finally grew a spine and said, “Not today, son. Not today.”
Remember when Harry was actually respected? When he wore his military uniform with pride and stood shoulder-to-shoulder with his brother at these ceremonies? Yeah, those days are long gone, all thanks to a certain someone. Oh, who am I kidding? It’s all thanks to Meghan.
What kills me about this situation is that Harry actually had the audacity to think he could waltz back into these sacred ceremonies after everything he’s done. After trashing his family on Oprah, writing the ridiculous Spare memoir, and letting his wife declare war on the institution that gave him everything he has—he has the nerve to ask for a seat at the table. And let’s not even get started on that video they put out. Harry and Meghan, wearing their little poppy pins, playing dress-up royals in California. It’s laughable.
This wasn’t about honoring the fallen—it was all about PR, trying to stay relevant. Meanwhile, the real royals were actually doing the work. King Charles leading with dignity, Prince William every inch the future King, and Catherine, my word, Catherine! She showed more grace and poise in that moment than Meghan has ever demonstrated in her entire life. That's what real royalty looks like.
Now, I’m not going to lie, it's rich hearing people like Fitzwilliams saying it must be upsetting for Harry. Cry me a river. What's really upsetting is watching someone throw away their birthright, their family relationships, and their dignity for what? A life making mediocre content in California and doing cringe-worthy ads for mental health apps? Please.
Let’s be real here—Harry made his bed when he decided to follow Meghan's plan of modernizing the monarchy. Nobody forced them to leave. They chose to walk away, thinking they'd become this global power couple. How's that working out for you, H? Your wife's podcast got canceled, your Netflix shows are about as exciting as watching paint dry, and now you can’t even take part in one of the most meaningful ceremonies on the royal calendar.
And you know what the real kicker is? The ban from the Cenotaph service isn’t just about keeping Harry away—it’s about protecting the dignity of the ceremony itself. These events aren’t about celebrity or who can get the most press coverage. They’re about honoring those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. Remember when Harry used to get that? Before he became Meghan’s puppet? He served in the military, created the Invictus Games—probably the only good thing he’s got going for him now. But now? He’s reduced to making videos in California, trying to stay relevant in a world that’s increasingly moving on without him.
Let's talk about timing for a second. Charles making this decision shows exactly what kind of monarchy he wants to lead—one that puts the institution first. He’s not going to let family drama get in the way of what’s best for the monarchy. Honestly, it’s about time. We’ve all watched Harry and Meghan throw tantrum after tantrum, make accusation after accusation, and somehow expect to be welcomed back with open arms.
And what really gets me? The hypocrisy. Harry and Meghan claimed they left because of privacy concerns, that the press was too much, that they wanted independence. But now look at them—they’re begging for publicity. Releasing staged photos, putting out statements about everything under the sun. They're not avoiding publicity, they’re craving it.
And let’s not forget the military uniform situation. Harry lost his right to wear the uniform when he chose to walk away from his royal duties. This wasn’t the palace being mean. It was a natural consequence of his own actions.
Here’s what really kills me, though: Harry could have had it all. He could have been the beloved spare, supporting his brother and actually making a difference. But no—he chose to follow Meghan’s Hollywood fantasy. The fact that King Charles had to ban his own son from the Cenotaph service? Let that sink in. How bad must things have gotten for a father to have to take that step? But here's the thing—Charles isn’t just a father; he's the King. And sometimes, being the King means making tough decisions.
Where’s Meghan, by the way? Oh right, probably planning their next PR stunt, trying to figure out how to spin this into another poor-me narrative. It’s what they do, isn’t it? Everything that happens is just more fuel for their victim story.
And here’s the irony: Harry could have just stayed put. If he had accepted his role, supported his family, he’d still be proudly wearing his uniform, standing next to his brother, honoring the fallen with the respect and dignity they deserve. But instead, he’s in California, trying to stay relevant in a world that’s moving on without him.
And you know what's really sad? Their kids are growing up without knowing what it means to be part of these important traditions. They’re missing out on heritage and history—all because their parents couldn’t handle not being the center of attention. That's on Harry and Meghan.
Looking at the bigger picture, this ban from the Cenotaph service is really just a symbol of everything Harry has lost: his military connections, his royal role, his family relationships—sacrificed on the altar of Meghan’s ambitions. And for what? To become a C-list celebrity in California, making documentaries no one watches, whining about how hard they had it in the palace?
The contrast between the working royals and the Sussexes couldn’t be clearer. While William and Catherine are out there working, serving, and representing our country with dignity, Harry and Meghan are playing at being royals.
This is exactly why King Charles made the right decision. The Cenotaph service isn’t about photo ops. It’s not a PR opportunity—it’s a solemn occasion to honor those who gave their lives for the country. Having Harry there with all his drama would only detract from that. And that’s something a king clearly understands.
