Your biggest critics will often end up mimicking your every move, a statement that rings especially true when it comes to Prince Harry and his brother, Prince William. In his memoir, *Spare*, Prince Harry made a scathing remark about William’s baldness, calling it “alarming” and claiming it was more advanced than his own. He even suggested that William's ever-changing appearance made him look less like their late mother, Princess Diana. That was quite a rude and cruel jab, but as they say, karma is an unyielding mistress. Now, it seems Harry, nicknamed "Friar Tuck" due to his own receding hairline, is facing the same reality as his brother.
Prince Harry once described his father and brother as “caged animals” trapped in a zoo, yet now he finds himself yearning to re-enter that very cage as he attempts to emulate the working royals he once critiqued.
Prince Harry wants to go back to the future—back to his glory days in 2016 when he was a working royal, long before his life intertwined with Meghan Markle. It seems Harry is desperately trying to get back into that “caged zoo” he once ran from. For the past month, his PR team has been working overtime to rebrand him as a relevant global leader, someone who belongs on the world stage alongside royals like he did in 2016, when he rubbed shoulders with figures like the Obamas. Now, he can’t even get a call back.
It appears Prince Harry is having some buyer's remorse about the Hollywood dream that Meghan sold him, as it’s not turning out as expected. Four and a half years into their marriage, he seems to be distancing himself from Meghan. While some may say that Meghan ditched Harry, it looks like it might be the other way around. Harry seems to have realized he married the wrong person. Meghan's reputation has plummeted, and she’s now perceived as a toxic figure, while Harry has managed to maintain a relatively positive image thanks to his PR efforts.
However, their CBS interview was a disaster; the body language was off, and it was clear both were struggling. Harry, in particular, seemed disengaged, and it appeared he was no longer invested in the narrative they were presenting. He looked uncomfortable, almost as if he wasn’t buying into the facade that Meghan was trying to sell.
As the years go by, it seems Harry is more determined to re-establish himself as a quasi-working royal, attempting to prove to the royal family that he still has something to offer. He’s trying to reclaim his role by showing up in a suit, going on trips to Africa and New York, all while trying to distance himself from Meghan. He seems ready to step away from the toxic aspects of their relationship, asserting that he wants to return to a life of royal duty without her.
However, this desire comes with its own complications. Prince Harry is acutely aware of his place within the royal hierarchy. Once the “spare,” he’s now increasingly relegated as more heirs—like Prince George, Princess Charlotte, and Prince Louis—enter the scene. The closer they get to starting their own families, the further down the line of succession he slips.
It’s also evident that Harry has a longstanding jealousy towards William, who is the heir apparent to the throne. The jealousy Harry harbors is palpable, as shown in his book, and it’s troubling to see a 40-year-old father still clinging to past grievances.
As Prince William continues to rise, with recent positive attention for his efforts, including a new two-part documentary about combating homelessness, Harry appears to be scrambling to stay relevant. William’s documentary, *Prince William: We Can End Homelessness*, has been well-received, even as critics question whether he is the right person to advocate for such issues given his privilege. Yet, William has candidly acknowledged his privilege while using his platform to make a difference, channeling his late mother’s legacy.
In a curious twist, around the same time William's documentary was released, Prince Harry made headlines by addressing NATO, likely seeking support for his own charitable endeavors like the Invictus Games. The timing of his appearance raises eyebrows, especially considering the financial scrutiny surrounding the Invictus Games, including questions about travel costs and security.
Journalist Jan Moir from the *Daily Mail* has called out Harry for prioritizing himself over meaningful causes, contrasting his approach with William’s dedication to supporting others. While Harry has been seen trying to
