Princess Eugenie Advised to Steer Clear of the Sussexes Amid PR Crisis
According to *In Touch*, Princess Eugenie has been strongly advised to distance herself from the Sussexes, as the royals face their own public relations crisis, largely due to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's latest antics.
Eugenie's new friendships seem to come with a side of royal caution, and the whispers urging her to stay away are growing louder. The article claims that Eugenie is warming up to Meghan as they plan cozy get-togethers in Portugal. While this may sound innocent enough, alarms are ringing among senior royals, warning Eugenie that she could merely be a pawn in the Sussexes' elaborate game to work their way back into the royal fold. A source spills the tea about Harry and Meghan's recent $8 million purchase of a luxurious home near Lisbon, conveniently located not far from Eugenie's summer hideaway.
First, let’s clarify: King Charles didn’t evict Harry and Meghan from Frogmore Cottage; they left it voluntarily. The couple hadn’t even set foot in the cottage since late 2019, so it’s not as if they were commuting between their lavish California mansion and a quaint little cottage in the UK. They aren’t exactly the world’s most committed tenants. And as for that $30 million mansion, it might as well be a glorified Olive Garden compared to the grandeur of royal estates.
The plot thickens as we learn that Eugenie is being warned to keep her distance from the Sussexes. According to the source, Eugenie is under pressure from the royal family to avoid being used as a pawn in this increasingly pathetic game of royal chess. But wait, there’s more. The article goes on to assert that Princess Catherine, the future queen, has been acting as a supportive sister-in-law, urging her husband, William, to embrace this moment of family unity. Catherine is too savvy to fall for the Sussexes' offensive; she knows she’s the queen bee, while Meghan is merely a wannabe who’s clearly feeling the sting of royal rejection. If there’s any love and family sentiment being pushed, it’s from Camp Catherine, who seems to be virtually signaling their way back into the royal good graces.
It’s a classic case of "look at me, I’m nice now." Honestly, it’s like watching a reality TV show where the lead character desperately tries to redeem herself while everyone else rolls their eyes. Then there’s the notion that Meghan is attempting to recruit Eugenie into a grand alliance of attention-seeking antics. One commentator suggests Meghan might be trying to extract royal secrets from Eugenie, which isn’t an entirely far-fetched theory, given Meghan’s penchant for turning family gatherings into her personal PR events. After all, we all remember how Meghan’s actions at the Queen’s funeral shifted the focus to her and Harry.
Eugenie must be shaking her head at the thought of getting embroiled in this melodrama. And let’s talk about that absurd $8 million property claim in Portugal—who are we kidding here? It sounds as believable as a three-dollar bill. Meghan and Harry's supposed new digs seem more like a figment of their delusional PR strategy rather than a legitimate investment. Meanwhile, the Monito Mansion appears to be as desirable as a trip to the dentist—no buyers in sight.
In short, it’s clear that Eugenie wants no part of this circus. Why would she? The Sussexes aren’t just toxic; they’re a full-blown environmental disaster. Eugenie’s best bet is to keep her distance and enjoy a summer free from the shadow of the Sussexes looming over her. While Meghan may be trying to stir the pot and create some drama, the royal family is no longer playing her game.
