Imagine this: Netflix drops the ultimate bombshell documentary—*The Sussex Baby Scam*. Move over, Polo, because this one is about to break the internet. Forget the sappy royal drama, forget the endless interviews—this is the content we’ve all been waiting for. The footage that confirms Meghan Markle’s moon bump was more fake than a reality TV storyline. And, believe it or not, Netflix has the goods.
Let’s be honest—Harry’s involvement in this whole charade is downright unforgivable. Remember when he asked, “Is it mine?” in relation to the baby? Now, looking back, it all makes perfect sense. The guy never really seemed that interested in her pregnancy, did he? Was he offering her his arm when she needed help? Nope. Was he assisting her in any way? No. He just acted like everything was business as usual. Now we know why. The immature brat in him probably thought it was hilarious to gaslight the world with this moon bump stunt. What could be more fun than pulling off the ultimate ruse while pretending to be so famous and important? If that was his idea of a good time, I'd say he hit the jackpot.
And then there’s the afterbirth drama. Remember when Lily was born, and Harry had to leave for an event? He got all red-faced and mad when people asked about her, looking like he was about to explode. Poor guy couldn’t even hide his frustration. But that’s nothing compared to the polo match after Archie was born. Meghan reportedly showed up with either a baby or a doll—depending on who you ask—and Harry looked like he was about to lose it. He wouldn’t even look at the kid. The poor guy was visibly upset, and a mother posted on Facebook, complaining about his attitude.
Now here’s the kicker: Netflix has been sitting on all this juicy footage for years. I’m willing to bet they’ve got more than just a few embarrassing moments stashed away. If anything was off during those pregnancies, Netflix most likely caught it on camera. These two probably thought they were getting away with everything, but Netflix definitely had the fine print covered. You can almost hear the cash registers ringing every time Meghan and Harry dropped another scandalous moment in front of the cameras. If anything, Netflix might be secretly laughing all the way to the bank after being duped into this partnership. In fact, Netflix could easily make a documentary about how they got conned by these two grifters and how unbearable they were to work with. You’d watch that, right? If Netflix doesn’t do it, someone else should—Amazon, Hulu, any streaming platform. The world is waiting for this expose.
Let’s talk about that infamous moon bump for a second. If you saw Meghan crossing her legs during her pregnancy photo ops, like she was in a yoga class, you knew something was off. I mean, come on, people who are that far along in their pregnancies don’t sit like that unless they’re trying to hide something. But the real kicker? The moment they introduced that lifeless doll to the press. You could practically feel the desperation in the air. Look at their faces—Harry’s nervously glancing at Meghan like, “Are we pulling this off?” If that had been a real baby, Harry would have been focused on showing the world that cute little face—not making sure the cameras didn’t catch him and Meghan trying to keep it together. It was like watching two amateur actors trying to convince the audience they were in a romcom. It was just so cringeworthy.
But here’s the best part: Netflix has probably been quietly stockpiling footage of all their messy moments for years. You know their contract’s almost over, right? And Lady C has already hinted that the truth is coming out soon. Stay tuned, because this drama is just getting started.
