Meghan’s supposed secret meetings with a mysterious Hollywood mogul is just another chapter in what I like to call the desperate attempts of a Z-lister.
Every few months, like clockwork, insider sources pop up with these grandiose claims about Meghan’s next big Hollywood break. Remember when she was supposed to be the next big thing after Suits? Yeah, how did that work out? Meanwhile, across the pond, we have Catherine and William, who continue to represent the monarchy with grace and dignity. They’re not running around Hollywood, desperately trying to secure meetings with power players. They’re actually doing the work—serving the people and representing the crown with honor.
But let’s dissect this latest piece of Hollywood fantasy, shall we? These sources claim Meghan’s been having meetings to build an “empire.” An empire of what, exactly? Let’s take a look at her track record since leaving the royal family. A Netflix documentary that was basically just six hours of complaints, a Spotify podcast that was canceled faster than you can say "banana bread," and now this mysterious “American Riviera” adventure that seems to be all smoke and no fire.
You know what’s truly heartbreaking in all of this? Watching Prince Harry, once a beloved member of the royal family, reduced to essentially being a background character in this Hollywood circus. This is the same Harry who served his country, created the Invictus Games, and once had such a close relationship with his brother, William. Now, he’s just there, watching his wife chase these Hollywood dreams that seem to get more and more far-fetched by the day.
And let’s talk about timing, shall we? Isn’t it interesting how these stories always seem to surface when Catherine and William are doing something significant? It’s almost like clockwork. The working royals accomplish something meaningful, and suddenly, there’s another exclusive about Meghan’s latest ventures. The contrast couldn’t be more stark. While Catherine and William are focused on their royal duties, charitable works, and actually making a difference in people’s lives, we’re getting vague stories about secret meetings and empire-building.
What really gets me is the audacity of it all. These sources want us to believe that some major Hollywood power player is secretly meeting with someone whose biggest recent achievement was a failed Spotify podcast? Come on—Hollywood is a tough business, folks. It’s not just about having a royal title or being married to a prince. It’s about talent, hard work, and actually delivering results. Let’s be honest here—if these meetings were real (and that’s a massive if), wouldn’t we know who this mysterious mogul is? Hollywood isn’t exactly known for keeping secrets, especially when it comes to big deals. But no, we’re supposed to believe that some unnamed power player is secretly plotting Meghan’s grand Hollywood comeback. It’s like one of those fairy tales she probably reads to Archie and Lilibet—except this one’s not going to have a happy ending.
And speaking of endings, let’s talk about what this all means for poor Harry. Remember when he used to be the cheeky, charming prince everyone loved? Now, he’s reduced to making random appearances in Netflix documentaries and memoir promotions, looking increasingly uncomfortable as his wife continues this desperate chase for Hollywood legitimacy. The contrast between his life now and what it could have been if he’d stayed with his family in Britain is just heartbreaking.
The truly sad part is that, while all this is happening, King Charles, Queen Camilla, along with William and Catherine, are carrying on with their duties, showing what true royal service looks like. They’re not chasing headlines or trying to build empires—they’re actually serving the people, maintaining the dignity of the monarchy, and showing real leadership.
You know what really gets me? The fact that this is all so unnecessary. Meghan had it all. She was welcomed into one of the most prestigious families in the world, had a platform to make real change, and could have been part of something truly meaningful. Instead, she chose a path of constant publicity stunts and questionable career moves, dragging Harry along for the ride.
And let’s talk about these supposed high-profile projects that are supposedly in the works. We’ve heard this before, haven’t we? Remember the children’s book that came and went? The Netflix deal that’s produced... what exactly? The Spotify podcast that crashed and burned? At what point do we stop believing these stories about big projects and secret meetings? It’s like watching a sad reality show, except this isn’t entertainment. This is the British royal family we’re talking about.
While William and Catherine are raising their children with proper values, maintaining dignity, and carrying out their duties with grace, we have this constant stream of Hollywood gossip and questionable career moves from the California corner. You know what’s really telling? The silence from actual Hollywood players. If these meetings were real, if there was any substance to these claims about empire-building and high-profile projects, wouldn’t we be hearing something—anything—from legitimate industry sources? But no—it’s always these mysterious insiders with their vague claims and grandiose predictions.
The contrast between the two couples couldn’t be more striking. While William and Catherine focus on their charitable work, their royal duties, and raising their children with proper values, we have this constant circus from across the pond. It’s like comparing a Shakespeare play to a badly written soap opera.
Let me be clear—I'm not just saying this as a royal commentator. I’ve watched the royal family for years, and I understand what the institution means to Britain and the Commonwealth. What we’re seeing here is more than just another Hollywood story. It’s about the fundamental difference between those who understand duty and service, and those who see the royal connection as just another stepping stone to celebrity. And that’s what really breaks my heart about all of this: the way the dignity of the royal family is being dragged into this Hollywood circus, while the working royals maintain their dignity and continue their service.
You know what’s really interesting? The timing of all this. Just when Catherine and William are doing amazing work with their various charitable initiatives, just when King Charles is showing such strong leadership, suddenly we get these stories about Meghan’s supposed Hollywood connections. It’s almost like someone can’t stand not being the center of attention. But here’s what I think is really going on, my friends: this is about more than just some meetings that probably never happened. This is about the fundamental difference between understanding what it means to be royal and seeing it as just another celebrity status symbol. It’s about the difference between service and self-service.
Let me tell you something, my viewers know I always shoot straight from the hip. This latest story? It’s just another chapter in what I call the Hollywood fantasy series. It’s got all the elements—mysterious meetings, unnamed sources, grandiose claims about empire-building—but what it doesn’t have is substance. Just like everything else we’ve seen since the great royal exit.
Don’t believe everything you read about these supposed secret meetings and Hollywood connections. Focus instead on the real royal work being done by the people who actually understand what service means. King Charles, Queen Camilla, William, and Catherine—they’re the ones showing us what real royal dignity looks like.
