According to a revealing blind item, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have been having some very loud arguments lately—so loud, in fact, that the windows shake and staff scramble to find a quiet corner to escape. These disputes have become so frequent that the couple barely spends time together anymore. Who could have predicted this? Spoiler alert: literally everyone.
Remember when Harry was completely smitten with Meghan, always grinning like a schoolboy in love? His friends and family tried to warn him, waving massive red flags in his face, but Harry wasn’t having it. He was too wrapped up in playing the role of the rebellious prince. Prince William had suggested that Harry take his time to get to know Meghan before rushing into marriage, but Harry stormed off, like a teenager refusing to clean his room. How dare his family offer sensible advice? Instead, he painted them all as racists and packed his bags.
Fast forward, and now the impulsive Harry seems to be getting a crash course in reality. Turns out, rushing headfirst into a whirlwind romance might not have been the best idea. Who could have guessed?
Word on the street—or more accurately, on the Netflix cutting room floor—is that they’ve been fighting over everything: failed Netflix deals, disastrous Polo events, and endless podcast flops. Meghan, unsurprisingly, blames Harry for it all. And Harry? He looks like he’s aged a decade in just two years. If you’ve seen their latest public appearances, you’ll notice the clenched jaws, side eyes, and barely contained contempt. Honestly, it’s more entertaining than any romcom Netflix could produce.
Speaking of appearances, remember Meghan’s infamous interview with Jane Pauley? Meghan ditched her usual “everything is perfect” cat grin and instead gave Jane a look that could have melted steel. Was she casting a curse? Who knows, but if I were Jane, I’d be watching for frogs falling from the sky. As for Harry, he looked like a kid caught sneaking cookies before dinner.
Then there are the Netflix outtakes, the ones we’ll probably never see. Harry and Meghan’s epic love story turned into a tragic comedy years ago, and rumor has it that the producers are sitting on a treasure trove of footage showing the couple bickering like two Real Housewives. Contempt has officially entered the chat, and once it’s in, there’s no going back. Meghan’s expression at their last joint appearance said it all, and Harry wasn’t much better. If you caught their recent Columbia trip or that cringeworthy morning show interview, you’d know what I mean. Harry looked exhausted, and Meghan seemed like she wanted to hex him. We all watched in horror, like a slow-motion train wreck.
Now, Harry can’t even blame his family anymore—he’s burned those bridges. Will he claim in his next pity-party memoir that his family left him to fall into a trap? Please. The Queen herself warned everyone that Harry was “a little too much in love,” but he didn’t listen. He’s just now realizing what the rest of the world saw a long time ago.
In the end, it’s safe to say that the Polo disaster was just the cherry on top of a long list of failures. Harry and Meghan are living separate lives, both literally and figuratively. Harry was warned, but he didn’t listen—and now it’s too late.
