Prince Harry – or as we’ve come to know him, the client who can’t seem to stay out of trouble – is potentially facing four whole days of questioning on the witness stand. Yes, you heard that right—four days. And let me tell you, fellow Royal Watchers, this isn’t going to be some cushy PR appearance where he can mumble about “my truth” and hop onto his private jet. No, this is the real deal.
According to NG’s lawyer at yesterday’s hearing, they plan to grill Harry about 30 different articles that he claims were based on unlawfully obtained information. Now, let’s pause and really think about that. For four days, our dear Prince—who has the attention span of a goldfish on a good day—will have to keep his story straight for four whole days. Can you even imagine?
What’s absolutely hilarious about this whole situation is Harry’s lawyer, David Sherburn, who’s probably counting his money as we speak, claims that Harry would “relish” four days of testimony. Relish it? Really? The same Harry who can barely get through a prepared speech without looking like he's deciphering hieroglyphics? The same Harry who has been trained by the master of word salad herself to speak in circles so dizzying they’d make anyone light-headed? Let’s be real, we all know why Harry is doing this—it’s the same reason he does anything these days: because his brother, William, did it first. It’s like watching a toddler follow their older sibling around, trying to copy everything they do. William takes legal action and wins, so of course, Harry has to do the same thing, right? It’s becoming so predictable it’s almost funny... if it weren’t so sad.
And then there’s Harry’s statement at the DealBook Summit about "truth and accountability." Oh, the irony! This is coming from the man who’s been throwing his entire family under the bus for Netflix deals and book sales. The man who can’t keep his story straight from one interview to the next. The audacity is just breathtaking!
Let me share something with you all—I've been covering the Royals for years, and I've never seen anything like this. It's like watching a slow-motion car crash, except the driver insists he's flying a plane. The delusion is real, folks, and it’s getting more spectacular by the day.
Now, what’s really going to be interesting is watching Harry try to maintain his composure under proper cross-examination. This isn’t going to be like sitting down with Oprah, where he can make wild accusations with no one challenging him. This is going to be four days of actual questioning with real lawyers, and they aren’t going to let him get away with vague statements and emotional manipulation. The timing of all this couldn’t be more perfect for those of us who’ve been waiting for karma to come knocking. Here we have Harry, who spent years attacking the media while simultaneously using them for his own gain, now having to defend his claims in a court of law.
And where’s his precious wife during all this? Nowhere to be seen. Funny how that works, isn’t it? Speaking of our favorite "Z-lister," isn’t it interesting how quiet Meghan’s been lately? Almost like she knows this whole thing is going to be a disaster and is already planning her exit strategy. After all, we’ve seen this pattern before—things get tough, and suddenly she’s nowhere to be found, leaving Harry to face the music alone.
Let’s break down what this means for the monarchy and the royal family. While William and Catherine continue to represent the crown with dignity and purpose, Harry’s going to be sitting in a courtroom, potentially making a complete fool of himself for four straight days. The contrast couldn’t be starker, could it?
And let’s not forget the bigger picture here. This isn’t just about Harry’s personal vendetta against the press. This is about a man so desperate to prove himself, so desperate to be seen as a victim, that he’s willing to put himself through what could be an absolutely humiliating ordeal—just because he can’t stand the fact that his brother handled similar issues with far more grace and success.
The really sad part about all this is that Harry could have had such a different life. He could have been a beloved member of the royal family, supporting his brother, serving his country, and making a real difference in the world. Instead, he’s chosen this path of constant litigation, endless complaining, and what seems like a never-ending quest to prove that everyone else is wrong and he’s right.
You know what really gets me? The way he keeps talking about truth and accountability while seemingly having no interest in either when it comes to his own actions. The man who collaborated on a book full of questionable claims, who sat there during the Oprah interview while demonstrably false statements were made, now wants to lecture others about truth? The irony is off the charts.
And speaking of this trial, can you imagine the panic in the Sussex camp right now? Four days of cross-examination means four days where Harry can’t rely on his usual tactics. He can’t storm off if he doesn’t like a question. He can’t claim his truth trumps actual facts. He’s going to have to sit there and actually answer questions directly. Something we’ve never really seen him do.
The timing of this trial is particularly interesting, coming right at the start of the new year. While the rest of the royal family will likely be focused on their duties and serving the public, Harry will be front and center in a courtroom drama of his own making. It’s like he can’t help but create chaos—even from across the ocean. Remember when Harry used to be known as the fun-loving prince who could charm anyone and seemed to have such a bright future ahead of him? Look at where we are now. He’s become this bitter, angry man who seems to spend more time in courtrooms than doing any actual charitable work.
And where is all this leading? Even if by some miracle he wins this case—and let’s be honest, the chances seem about as likely as him admitting he’s made some mistakes—what then? Will it bring him peace? Will it finally be enough? Or will he just move on to the next grievance, the next lawsuit, the next attempt to prove he’s been wronged by the world? The really tragic thing about all this is that it was all so unnecessary. Harry had everything—privilege, position, purpose, and a family who, despite what he claims, clearly cared about him. But somehow, under the influence of you-know-who, he’s transformed himself into this perpetual victim, always looking for the next fight, the next chance to prove he’s been wronged.
Let’s talk about the impact all of this is having on the monarchy as an institution. While William and Catherine continue to modernize the royal family in a respectful and meaningful way, Harry’s antics are like a constant sideshow that threatens to distract from the real work being done. It’s like he can’t bear to see the institution thriving without him. And what about King Charles in all this? Imagine watching your son—whom you’ve tried to protect and support throughout his life—constantly trying to tear down everything you’ve worked for. It must be heartbreaking. Yet, through it all, Charles has maintained his dignity, focused on his duties, and shown what real leadership looks like. The contrast between the brothers couldn’t be more stark. William’s quiet strength, his focus on duty, his clear understanding of his role—all stand in sharp relief against Harry’s constant need for attention and validation.
Looking ahead to January, I have to wonder how this is all going to play out. Will Harry manage to maintain his composure under questioning? Will we finally get some actual answers instead of the usual word salad we’ve come to expect? And most importantly, will this finally be the moment when reality hits home for our wayward prince?
One thing’s for certain: This trial is going to be absolutely fascinating to watch. Four days of Harry having to answer actual questions, with no PR team to protect him, no wife to jump in with her version of events, and no way to control the narrative. It’s going to be raw. It’s going to be real. And it’s probably going to be pretty uncomfortable for him. But you know what? Maybe that’s exactly what needs to happen. Maybe Harry needs to face some real questioning, needs to have his claims properly examined, needs to experience what it’s like to be held accountable for his words and actions. Because so far, he’s been living in this bubble where he can say whatever he wants and expect everyone to just accept it as truth.
The irony of all this is that Harry claims he wants truth and accountability, but he seems to have a very one-sided view of what that means. He wants everyone else to be held accountable, everyone else to be questioned, everyone else to have their actions examined. But when it comes to his own behavior, well, that’s different, isn’t it?
And let’s not forget about the financial aspect of all this. These legal battles aren’t cheap, and Harry’s burning through money faster than his wife can say “private jet.” Is this really the best use of his resources? Is this really going to achieve anything meaningful, or is it just another expensive attempt to prove he’s right and everyone else is wrong?
The really sad thing is that this could have all been so different. Harry could have been standing alongside his brother, supporting the monarchy, making a real difference in the world. Instead, he’s chosen this path of constant conflict, endless litigation, and what seems to be a never-ending quest for validation. The impact on his reputation has been devastating, and this trial could make things even worse. Four days of cross-examination means four days of potential gaffes, contradictions, and moments that could come back to haunt him. It’s like he’s walking into a minefield, blindfolded, convinced he knows where all the mines are.
But you know what? Maybe this is exactly what needs to happen. Maybe this is the wake-up call Harry needs. Four days under oath, having to actually answer questions directly, might finally force him to confront some uncomfortable truths about his choices and actions.
