Meghan Markle is back at it, everyone, and this time, she’s bringing us a cooking show. Meghan offers a glimpse into her oh-so-humble kitchen, complete with enough designer labels to make a royal palace look like a thrift store. Have you ever seen someone dress up this much to host a cooking show? But of course, she’s a duchess. Remember when J. Crew tried to distance themselves from her?
Now, we know Meghan likes to dress up, but this is next-level. She’s flaunting a $666K wardrobe just for the trailer of *With Love, Meghan.* And for what? To cook in a $44 apron from We The Wild, of course, because when you think kitchen fashion, you think high-end sustainable brands. And don’t forget the accessories. Meghan pairs her apron with a $291 white linen skirt from Posse, and let’s not overlook the jewelry. Oh no, Meghan’s not just throwing on some cheap bangles like the rest of us. She’s got diamonds, Cartier, and enough sparkle to blind an entire kitchen staff. In one scene, she’s wearing a $155,000 diamond bracelet paired with a Cartier necklace worth over £12,000. You know, the kind of jewelry that says, “I’m just like you … except I have more money than most countries.”
Of course, it wouldn’t be a Meghan affair without some contradictions. This cooking show, which is supposedly all about getting into the nitty-gritty of her life, feels like one giant rebrand. Didn’t she just spend years telling the world she was against the stuffy old royal family and their formal ways? Yet here she is, serving tea in a garden house while dressed like a 1950s housewife, floral dress and all. No ripped jeans this time, Meghan. How very unlike the free spirit we were once promised.
Let’s talk about the real star of the show: Meghan’s wardrobe. That A. Johnson gown? Sure, it looks great on the model, but on Meghan? Not so much. It looks like she just stepped out of a high-end dumpster, trying way too hard to show off her wealth while pretending she’s just like the rest of us. And those sweaters layered indoors? What’s the point? Is she trying to convince us she’s cold, or is this just another ploy to showcase her supposed richness?
Then there’s the cooking aspect, because Meghan Markle is the absolute expert on cooking, right? Oh wait, no, she’s not. She’s just a celebrity trying to sell herself as an expert at everything — whether it’s activism, family life, or cooking. Wearing a $10,000 watch while chopping veggies doesn’t make you a chef, Meghan.
But let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: the cooking show itself. It’s a trailer, not an actual series. Netflix has already sunk a bunch of money into this thing, and all we get is a 30-second clip of Meghan in the kitchen, dressed like a goddess of wealth and completely out of touch with the rest of us. Will we ever see her actually cook something from her heritage, or will it just be another round of recipes she’s pulled from a magazine?
In conclusion, Meghan’s cooking show is everything you’d expect from a celebrity with more money than sense: pretentious, over-the-top, and desperately trying to convince us she’s just like you. It’s an effortless display of wealth with a dash of “I’m so in touch with the common folk” thrown in for good measure.
