Meghan Markle has truly outdone herself this time. The latest gossip from the land of desperate delusions suggests that Meghan Markle is on the brink of being inducted into Jennifer Aniston's exclusive inner circle. Jennifer Aniston, a friend to actual A-listers like Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler, is reportedly ready to open her gates to the Duchess of Drama.
This wild claim comes courtesy of a source who believes that Aniston is prepared to fully embrace Meghan into her star-studded group. Why, you ask? Apparently, it's due to their mutual connection through Oprah and the tenuous link to Courteney Cox, who is friendly with Prince Harry. Because, apparently, one awkward wave at a party now qualifies as a friendship.
Let’s rewind for a moment. Meghan Markle did have a minor appearance in the 2011 movie *Horrible Bosses*. Her role was so brief that you’d miss it if you blinked. And yet, this fleeting interaction with Jennifer Aniston is now being exaggerated into claims of a deep, longstanding connection. Sure, if "connection" means Jen allegedly had to remind Meghan not to act like a diva to the staff.
The source also notes that Jen is impressed by Meghan's "resilience" after all the public backlash. Resilience? Is that what we’re calling relentless PR campaigns and sob stories these days? Let’s not forget, Aniston has endured her fair share of public drama. The Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie saga was a decade-long tabloid nightmare, but Jen handled it with class and a well-timed hair flip — not Netflix specials and tell-all books.
Can we actually imagine Jennifer inviting Meghan over for low-carb bread, wine spritzers, and heartfelt girl talk? Hardly. Jennifer’s inner circle is a fortress, not the kind of club where you can just drop Oprah’s name and stroll in. If anything, Jen is likely reading these headlines over her morning coffee, laughing hysterically, and forwarding them to Courteney and Sandra for a good group chuckle.
Speaking of Courteney Cox, let’s not forget Harry’s questionable move of violating her privacy by detailing events from one of her parties in his memoir — including the infamous "mushroom incident." Real classy. If anything, Courteney is likely warning Jen to steer clear of the Sussexes unless she wants her private life splashed across the tabloids.
This isn’t the first time Meghan’s tried to worm her way into Hollywood’s A-list scene. Remember the rumors about her supposed friendship with Angelina Jolie? Or the stories about Aniston being her friendly Montecito neighbor? None of it ever materialized. And let’s not even get started on that alleged Dior partnership that Meghan supposedly "manifested," only for Dior to promptly deny any talks.
It’s honestly a bit tragic. Meghan seems to believe that planting these stories will somehow force people to accept her. But Hollywood’s A-listers are pros at spotting social climbers from a mile away, and Meghan’s attempts are about as subtle as a bull in a china shop. If Meghan really thinks Jennifer is going to roll out the red carpet, she might want to rethink her strategy.
Jennifer Aniston’s reputation is built on talent, authenticity, and maintaining a low profile — not planting PR stories or burning bridges. Meghan might be resilient, but there’s a fine line between resilience and failing to read the room.
Here’s a piece of advice for Meghan: Stop trying to claw your way into Hollywood’s elite. Focus on building genuine relationships instead of spinning outlandish tales. Right now, it’s less "exclusive inner circle" and more "exclusive eye-roll club" — with Jennifer Aniston sitting comfortably as its president.
